Water my pool.

Microwave the laundry.

Water the cat

fold the dishes

Me and the bois finna go paint the driveway after this.

Don’t forget to vacuum the lawn

Mow the roof and wind the o's

Take out the wife and bang the trash.

Vacuuming the yard

Weed eating the celing

you can eat weed off of the ceiling?

If you get high enough then anything is possible...


Physics + work ethnic = possibilities

Free your mind and your ass will follow. - George Clinton

I thought Funkadelic said that 🤣

Bruhhh..

The snozz berries taste like snozz berries

No lie, I used to drive by this old dudes house on my way to work and I'd regularly see him vacuuming his yard with a shop vac. I need that kind of free time in my life. I've got a neighbor now that mows the yard in a full bee keeper get up and another that likes to mow at night in the rain. I live in a weird town.

I would totally be the one in a bee keeper outfit. It’s embarrassing having to drop your lawn mower and run fast asf away from a bug. Even worse when you Chuck the hedge trimmers in the bushes because you disturbed some nest. I also like mowing when it looks like it’s going to rain. But not afterwards, it’ll clog up your mower too fast (if you’ve actually got plenty of grass)

Bro they were on a riding mower 😂

Well shit😂😂😂😂😂 how fast does it go👀 can it outrun a wasp👀🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

I can imagine a dude screaming and having the most intense chase ever in his head and from a far he's going at like 3 kph

I can picture it now too😭😂. When we sold our house I gave some lawn stuff to the neighbor across from us, this really nice cop, and he mentioned how he saw me flailing and running around out there with this stuff all the time😂😂. I thought I was ducking and sprinting like some football player. Not the case🤦🏾‍♀️

Fighting for your fuckin life lol. I'd never hurt a bee but wasps get the ww1 treatment German style

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be proud of that or something😭😂 better comment was they get demolished like Germany in ww2. The allies style😂😭😭😭 Anywho, you’ve got balls man, I just run😂. I killed one, once in my life and the idiot behind me slammed into me and I had to do a little police report after that terrifying incident. Had my hazard lights on and brake thingy up but they saw the light turn green and wanted to go. By the time I killed the wasp w/ my purse, we were out of the car in our bathing suits having to deal with another new issue. I just hate bugs. I blame the bug for all of that😂😂 and now I ride w the windows down but keep them up when coming to a stop.

Lol I meant like with chems and gas

Evasive maneuvers!

Well boys have a got a good one for ya on that front! I literally just came inside because I got stung by a wasp on my zero turn and not only did I flail like an idiot but my mower got stuck against a concrete wall that I stay away from when not under attack, but I had to back mower up and then go but the fucker got me 2x on my jaw line. I ended up killing mower and just running. I do live in the country so no one saw me but yea I had to share that. I’ll be looking into a bee suit to mow….

Iron the driveway

Fold the dishes

I almost shat myself when I read this comment

Lmao you actually made me laugh out loud

Shoveling the Lawn


Playing 21 questions with my couch

If I had money worth wasting, I'd spend money to give you an award. Lmao

Folding the dishes

Washing the grass

And vacuum the laundry!

I would watch the dishes

I would watch you watching the dishes

I would record you watching him watching the dishes

I would make a reaction video on your recording of them watching them watch the dishes.

Cleaning the dishwasher

This reminded me to do my dishes, thanks homie 🫡

Combing the tub

Wash the ceiling.

Manual breathing

I hate that reading that actually makes you manually breathe

Im always manually breathing

that's my secret, cap?

This! lol I always think about this when I get zooted.

Mindfulness at home

Man I swear I thought I was a lone weirdo until I read this

Emmanuel respirating

Have a friend named Emmanuel and I fucking died

What am I doing? I ain't doing shit

Trying to remember to breathe is something right?

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, wait did I already exhale? No I didnt…exhale again, ah fuck how you meant to do this again?!

Asking my dog if he wants anything from the store and then becoming confused at why he isnt answering me and then assuming hes upset

If I smoke this, my dog will 100% start answering questions.

this has happened to you before, hasn’t it

Perhaps, I’d confirm by asking my dog but he’s still upset!!

This should be the top answer instead of the repeated "Watering my pool" ones 🤣🤣

Question my existence. I would maybe survive after 3 puffs 😂

3? Damn, I'd be toasted after one 😂

lol I was being generous 😂😂 hell yeah low tolerance 😂

One hitter quitter here hahaha well, for bongs anyway 😂

start rolling up the next one


I love that we know exactly what he said and HOW he said it based on this gif

7hrs later we still smoking. Where is you?

*spend an hour rolling the next one

ayyy

Glad you can because I forgot how my hands work.


This 👆

My wife

Their wife

Everyone’s wife

This guy’s wife

Both this guy's moms

And their dads

I choose your mom's 🤣

Let me know when you’re done

This guy (just kidding I'm a lesbian I'll fuck his wife too, and his moms for good measure)

Your wife for the win


I also choose this guy's dead wife

Mopping my roof

Ascending

Get lost to thoughts of nothing for what feels like hours, snap back to reality, be like oh shit man I was zonked out for hours there, check my phone and only 8 minutes have gone by and I'm super hungry, rub my face and go "I'm fuuuuuuucked"

Yooo most accurate description of getting surprisingly baked ever hahah, would give u an award if i could


Lay in bed struggling to sleep while my heart beats out my chest.

Same. I love weed, but overdoing it is a sure-fire way to give myself an anxiety attack.



Sleep

Just an 10 hr nap

Die probably

greening out

Sleeping on the moon

Puff puff pass out

Staring into the abyss bro

Being stared at by the abyss

My sleep paralysis demon

my best

i’m so proud of you!! keep going!!

scrolling reddit

Cough. Spit. Video games Rinse & repeat

Probably vacuum the yard and fold the dishes 🙄

Binging Chappelle's Show

Cook tomorrow’s dinner last night.

Drop a deuce and grab a bite to eat.

Duh, folding the dishes.

Flushing the sink.


I’m re-rolling it because that bitch is going to runnnnn unless there’s some more herb under that kief!!! And then I’m watching tv while I type up an essay and pray that I don’t accidentally write out the plot😂

Whatever it is it involves getting nude and rolling on my shag carpet floor

Family guy death pose on the floor because I have the tolerance of a middle schooler who found a joint on the sidewalk.

I’d probably just freeze for an hour and lose most of my brain capacity

gimmie that

Napping

Being cured of all my injuries in Racoon City.

Smile------------- for a long time.


Talking to the person in the next room for 3 hours and realizing I'm home alone.

Doing my laundry. Oh crap thats the dishwasher.

First, I wouldn't ruin it by putting it into a blunt wrap.

Attempt a video game for awhile until I realize that my reactions aren’t as good as they need to be ,then try a more “comfy” game , eat and then pass tf out

Folding the dishes

Buying a pack of backwoods so I never have to embarrass myself like that again

Sit and cry, wondering why my broke ass smoked all my weed in one blunt.

Wondering why I can't flush the sink after shitting in it

Folding my dishes

Fold the dishes

Single handedly save red lobster

Turning on the Xbox and stopping there

lay on the ground and twitch like a dying cockroach every so often so people know I'm still kicking

Have my dogs take me on a walk

Prolly meet my higher power cause Id be outta this world

Get in my spaceship to go bend space and time. 👍

making another one

Contemplate life

Dying I guess

fall into a goddamn coma that's what I'm doing

Ordering döner

Linking the flame.

Hitting the bong so I can actually get stoned

Enter low Earth orbit

make sure my fingers are finging

Scroll my library for hours deciding what to watch. Eventually watching some YouTube video, getting bored and then putting on music

Thinking about wasting so much weed I guess 🤔. Either that or let's do another one right away 🤣.

prolly nut

Eat chocolate and ice cream.

Mowin the air

smoke another

Even a Philly wrap! Kudos!

green out probably

yes

Going to sleep and then lighting it again because I ain’t gon’ finish that maf’ck in one sesh.

Hacking my lungs up from all of the goop that’ll be in em. Good smoke though I’m sure

Grabbing a few Mt Dews, and play video games.

Same as after smoking 1/16 of it. After a point it’s the same thing. Depends on your to tolerance level and habits

Out of my hands. The only thing im sure will be tons of gummy worms will be annihilated.

Surviving

panic attack

Slowly nodding along to all conversations for the rest of the day and hearing every single word

Ima fold the dishes

Banana fudge sundae 


taking the best nap of my life

laying down

Standing at the crosswalk waiting for the stop sign to turn green

Passing tf out

Try to remember I exist

dying

Greening into the void

Folding the dishes

I’m die forever

Switch from automatic breathing to manual.

Polishing my shoelaces

Getting so deep into music that sonic tapestries are weaved across my soul. Briefly melting away any constricting sense of doom and gloom in favor of pure emotional fluidity.

Seeing as how 10g lasts me like 6 months, id probably just shrivel up into a coma for a week after this thing.

Retirement to Pleiades obviously

Put the 7/8ths that are left into storage for later.

The same thing we do every day Pinky

Chances are having a panic attack

Fold the dishes.

Put the cereal in the fridge and put the milk in the pantry

Aww yea, I’d smoke that john and then sit down to play my fav vidja game, MMO ™️, click the launcher, load in, and then start to daydream ten thousand made up scenarios in my head for *hours* never even getting to the vidja game cause I’ll wake up 12 hours later in my desk chair with a really dry mouth. 10/10 would def do again.

Staring at Xbox home screen

First of all I'd like to see how you roll that raggedy looking wrap! 🤣

Eating everything in my kitchen and then going to sleep for like 12 hours

Bold of you to assume I would still remember how to breathe

I can’t remember

Paint my grass