I pull the lever and leave him there and he becomes schrodinger's trolley track man, he will either A:Die from starvation B:Die from another trolley C:Escape and I go to prison D:Unknown
This how I feel having been born in 2000 to be honest. Like, there was a choice to make but somebody already made the outcome certain in one direction or another. I’ve been handed the lever but it no longer does anything… Wait, is this how all generations feel in their 20’s?
SHIT
Thank God. I wasn’t late, I was right on time. Can I back the trolley and hit the remaining person too?
No, but you could pretend to be a trolley and run over the other person yourself
The solution is time travel
Pull the lever, there'll be another trolley
I switch the track so the next trolley hits the survivor
I’m sorry…
Damn
That's a crime scene. Better call 911. Or Saul.
start emoting
Screw it, can't multi track drift, I'll just kill them myself
No witnesses, kill the other guy
Meh, just means I wasn't involved. I'll call the popo to report it. Due diligence mf
I wouldn't pull anyways.
Darn, I shouldn't have stopped to get something to eat...
Pull the lever anyway I'm feeling chaotic
That one person is gonna starve to death there innit?
i pull the lever so next trolley can do the same
I pull the lever and leave him there and he becomes schrodinger's trolley track man, he will either A:Die from starvation B:Die from another trolley C:Escape and I go to prison D:Unknown
these are the consequences i wish chronically late people experienced
Just as I planned
I go grab my car, drive it on to the tracks, and kill the survivor
This how I feel having been born in 2000 to be honest. Like, there was a choice to make but somebody already made the outcome certain in one direction or another. I’ve been handed the lever but it no longer does anything… Wait, is this how all generations feel in their 20’s?
Kill the one guy no witnesses