Iām pleasantly surprised by how little Tim actually appears in the trailer. Compared to the Bravocon trailer itās like they took the feedback of people being annoyed at the trailer and showed us that their is actually a better show then āwoe is meā Sandy.
Like that actually made me excited for next season instead of wanting to throw my chocolates at the tv screaming LIAR like Elle Woods.
My husband when I told him there's a trailer: eh I'm not that interested anymore
My husband after watching the trailer:
Iām literally so jaw dropped by this, needing the timeline ASAP. Even if it was a joke/friendship bit, this is beyond delusional of Scheana for even her usual standards of crazy.
Yeah Iām really confused on it because if it was post-divorce (from Katie) then she wouldāve cheated on Brock? If it was pre-divorce/pre-Brock, then she wouldāve helped Schwartz cheat *again* on Katie, lmao. Either way I see her just saying some dumb shit like āit was a dare or a joke so it didnāt matter!ā
I just know sheās about to be blue in the face until the season airs because she canāt explain herself yet, and everyone is gonna be coming for her in her comments again like when she got caught hanging with Sandoval
I hope Katie explodes on her too, but based on the trailer, we don't really see that š I think they would've shown a Katie freakout moment if that were the case. If she doesn't freak out on Scheana I will be VERY disappointed
scheana's fucked either way in katie's eyes.
either she and schwartz were still together - since i don't believe they were ever on a break, or scheana cheated on brock.
i'm just imagining scheana's reaction if katie made out with rob rob rob or adam. hypocritical loser.
And the way Shorts keeps saying āit was one kissā who knows who he was talking about! You could line up all the ādrunken makeoutsā he has had over the years and it would criss-cross the globe.
Me too. Katie has done interviews since where she's talked about her and Scheana's friendship. Maybe she was playing the game acting like they're cool as to not spoil the season?
I think Katie has reached the point where she knows who both Jorts and Scheana are and probably wasnāt even surprised by the revelation. Of course her drunk husband made out with one of her bridesmaids. Of course the girl who said she would rather have a gang bang with all the guys in the van than to hang out with the girls made out with friends boyfriend.
Itās cliche to the point of being boring. Giving them any kind of reaction would give them too much satisfaction
But also as a woman how could you stand up in someoneās wedding as a bridesmaid knowing that you made out with the groom and the bride doesnāt know?!? Thatās sickā¦
Because Scheana doesnāt think anyoneās pain matters but her own. Donāt get me wrong, Iām with you and think itās extremely fucked up. But we already know how sheāll spin this to Katie āwell jorts makes out with everyone so I didnāt think it mattered with me. Actually, itās better that it was with me bc, as your friend, I made sure it didnāt escalate past making out. You should be thanking me for making out with him that night instead of letting him run off with a stranger. You and I werenāt even in a good place at that time anywayā
Scheana is a mean girl who thrives off of causing pain to those closest to her.
More and more proof how shady she really is. No one flip flops more with the friend group then she does and I hope Season 11 is when her curtain gets pulled like Season 10 was for "awww shucks" Schartz.
Stassiās birthday dinner on season 2. When Stassi & Kristen told Katie she wasnāt allowed to be sad because Schwartz poured a drink on her and verbally abused her. Scheana brings it up at the dinner, and then Schwartz starts going in on Katie. Just for a second the camera cuts back to Scheana and she had the happiest little smug smile on her face. She either hated Katie, or wanted Schwartz, or both.
(I also remember one of the times she was spreading rumours she stated it was because people called them a cute couple on IG, and āshould be saying that about me and Shayā. So she was definitely jealous of the attention they got - she probably thought it was all down to Schwartz and if *she* were with Schwartz theyād get even more)
Iām actually so excited??? Like I kept my expectations low for season 11 because I know a lot of us were speculating that season 10 would have been the last if not for Scandoval since they were running out of material and season 11 could potentially be stale because of that (specially if the scandal lost steam which it kind of did) BUT IāM ACTUALLY SO GAGGED? Scheana making out with Schwartz? Bisexual love triangle? Jealous Lalaās jealous antics? Jax jumpscare that actually made me scream out loud (heās so ugly)????? TELEVISION IS BACK BABY!
Jax jump scare was realā¦
I am so excited too tho! This trailer was a serious build up to šš®š§š«Øš« Lmao. I hope they deliver! VPR editors are nothing if not great at build ups š
Also I should note when the season 10 trailer came out last year I was like oh this looks pretty good in comparison to season 9 but like no THIS is an actual gag, A SERVE!
When in the world did Scheana and Schwartz make out??
When Scheana said sheād rather be gang banged by the male cast and Shay was just sitting thereā¦ was that foreshadowing??
My theory is it happened a looooooong time ago and Scheana is probably using it in reference to something Schwartz did to minimize it and make Katie feel like sheās blowing something out of proportion. Iām hoping it was one of those things producers took out of context and threw in there to make the trailer seem more salacious.
Ya never know though with this group! I know the ā5 degrees of Kevin Baconā thing is real, probably even more so in LA, butā¦they really need to start venturing outside of their own friend group lmao. But then again, if they did we wouldnāt have our show, I guess. š
Ok so I have a theory about thisā¦ this was at the gold bar partyā¦. The clip of Ariana and Daniel in the black outfits walking away - I think that was when production tried to get Ariana to talk to Sandoval and she walked out and it made Lala mad
Lala shut down any negative talk about āMY MANā for years so she really has no ground here even if it was about Ariana refusing to talk to Sandoval.
Also, everyone was expecting jax and randall to be scumbags. We and They knew at a certain point who they were in bed with(like was anyone here fooled by randall???) we were just expecting it. I Do have to say, I never thought sandoval was faithful but weāve had 8 seasons of him being righteous and screaming for people to take accountability. I think that lies the difference. Arianna grew from being an unlikeable ācoolā girl to being vulnerable and relateable. Stassi and lala donāt seem to change.
I have a theory that Lala didn't get the sympathy edit because she knew what Randall was up to and helped him hide it. Bravo didn't want to get caught in that mess if one of Randall's victims paointed the finger at Lala as well and didn't play up her victim angle.
Oh definitely. Plus there was the whole mistress aspect that Lala herself played into! Compare that to the (seemingly) most stable and lasting relationship in the series with Tom and Ariana. Like regardless of what you think/believe about Lala and her situation there was NO WAY the audience was going to react to her the same way they did to Ariana.
āIāve never experienced someone get cheated on and she suddenly becomes Godā - Lala about Ariana. Sweetie, itās called women supporting women. You should try it one day.
I think I am most disturbed by this part of the trailer. Lala doesn't get that sometimes she can be really un-likeable, regardless of being cheated on or not. Not trying to drag her when she's been through so much but she can be really harsh sometimes.
Yeah I think Lala actually did nail it months ago where there's like a "perfect victim" mentality around Ariana that she and stassi didn't receive. But somehow that makes her just more hostile and bitter and mean. Like the two sides aren't computing.
She and Stassi didnāt receive that because they are/were deeply unlikable people at the time. I donāt follow much of Stassi post show but what I do see of her seems like sheās grown with Beau. Lala is still the same angry person except sheās sober now.
Exactly this! She just means if a woman it going to get brand deals and dancing with the stars and get to say sheās not filming with or about her ex SHE should be that woman. What she doesnāt get is that her and Randalās āstorylineā will never be good tv because itās so dark. Even before it was confirmed he was a full predator (when she was still trying to push them as a love story) things around him were dark: their age difference, his job and her aspirations, the so obvious quid pro quo of their relationship for sex and money, add in then getting together when she was an addict actively using and he was married itās just too dark.
This is so true! Lala is emotionally immature to think the details of her situation compare at all to Ariana's or would inspire the same sympathy from viewers.
Itās not even really that itās not sympathetic itās that itās not fun. Like seeing Ariana do a battery comerical after what scummy said about buying the batteries is a little āyes girlā laugh moment - there are no moments of levity in Lalaās situation for a brand to use for sponsorships etc.
Lala is just sooooooo bitter that what happened to ariana after scandoval did NOT happen to her after she left rand. She can't stand not being the main character
I know Ariana said she might get a villain edit this season, but it will take a LOT for me to turn on Ariana. She deserves to milk everything she can from the Scandoval and Iām happy to see her continue to get new projects.
I have a feeling Iām going to love Katie and Ariana and really dislike Scheana and Lala this season.
I never liked any of the men on this show, and that will probably never change.
Itās the combination of win weāve always needed. Itās so obvious Lala is jealous of where Katie and Ari currently are in terms of popularity and life.
It's so disappointing coming from Lala especially after she was on 12 for the entire reunion going to bat for Ariana. Idk where her entitlement is coming from... we all knew she knew Rand was married she can shout it to the rooftops all she wants and I even loved Lala through that, but this rage and jealousy for Ariana is so petty and unwarranted. It's really showing an ugly side of her!!
Yes and lala will for sure constantly bring up how she was not treated the same as Ariana following her breakup with Randall but like.. thatās show biz baby. Youāre right you werenāt but thatās not Arianaās fault
That last comment by Lala says it all āI never knew someone who got cheated on and became God.ā I knew it. Lala canāt stand that Ariana made $$$$ and is still riding the high and making $$$.
Itās like we knew Randall was trash, we knew Schwartz was constantly cheating, we knew Jax will fuck anything that moves
This is different for SO many reasons
>I have a feeling Iām going to love Katie and Ariana and really dislike Scheana and Lala this season.
oh man this is me every season, but it looks it ESPECIALLY this season.
My hands went up SO HARD in excitement seeing Katie smooching a girl and INSTANTLY recoiled when they showed Tom kissing her too šš
Also Tims comment at the end about the embryos. Ugh. This season is going to be dark.
EDIT: my mistake, Tim was talking about the fur bbs. But as a child free woman my anger stands
I think it was confirmed during the reunion there are no embryos. Because Tom never went. So itās just Arianaās eggs. And luckily she doesnāt have to deal with the legality of embryos
So Lala was content to ride Arianaās coattails to places like the White House Correspondentsā Dinner, Uber commercials & Send it to Darryl merch sales, but now that those avenues have been milked dry, itās gone too far? How transparently self centered.
Theyāre all opportunistic in their own way. Itās how they built their careers which is why I donāt understand when they accuse each other of it. You all have taken opportunities and said yes any time thereās an opportunity to make $$. You canāt be mad when some get more opportunities. Itās just how the world works. They would all be capitalizing the same way if they were in Arianaās shoes.
Iāve always tried to stay neutral with Scheana and Lala but looks like this season is about to seal their fate and they already werenāt doing well, in the court of public opinion.š¬
Scheana making out with Shorts actually really pisses me off.
Would not be surprised if it came out that she messed around with both the Toms.
ETA; I predict it happened back when she was still with Shay.
1. Scheana and Schwartz? God she really just ruined any single chance of grace she ever had, the epitome of not being a girlās girl.
2. So the rumors of Katie hooking up with a girl that Schwartz was seeing *are* true?
3. Jo asking Schwartz if heās embarrassed of her got me cracking up so bad I canāt lie, like you moved in with a guy who just got a divorce after like over a decade of being with the same partner (who you used to be friends with) and you expected it to work out?
ETA
4. Lala saying āI donāt know anyone who has gotten cheated on and becomes god.ā Politely sit down, Lala is just mad that she didnāt get the same rallying behind her when she left Randall. If she got the same endorsements and support, sheād be lathering up in it even more than Ariana.
It wasnāt as shocking because he was spotted filming with the guys at TomTom multiple times, Jax has been *begging* for a way back onto this show lmao. I hope James imitates him the way he imitated Stassi in the season 5 reunion
Weren't they filming for some crossover for the pilot that didn't get picked up?
I don't mind Jax at times but I hope Lisa boots him the fuck out of Sur.
Iām so jealous of Kyle Chanās front-row seat to whatever mess this is
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She did the same thing on WWHL and in her book. She wonāt even give oxygen to his literal name and I donāt blame her one bit. He rode her coattails for far too long.
Ya'll!
1.Schwartz and Scheana?!?! I legit can't wait to get more clarity and details about when this happened!!
2.Tom seems to be getting a gentle edit.
3. Jo being on the show is making my heart soar, in the best way possible.
4. Lala is pathetic.
5. Jax jumpscare. NOT looking forward to his scene. Thank God it's only one.
EDIT: 6. I'm so sick of Schwartz.
I said this on a different post, but he looks like he came dressed to pick up a shift at SUR. Then Lisa said no, you're a walking health hazard, and he freaked out. That's how I hope how his scene goes, at least.
If Lala played it with complete honesty and humility and didn't try to rewrite history (that we all WATCHED in real time), she could have had much more of "a moment" over it.
If she stood up and said, "I was such a stupid b*tch. I was in my 20s and thought I was the hottest sh*t in town, that this horrible man wouldn't do to me what he did to everyone else. I was so caught up in the money and fame that I acted like a freaking monster to everyone about this man. Don't be an idiot like I was- I wish I knew then what I know now", the reaction would have likely been way more positive. But Lala just can't be humble or honest.
Whoa I guess I'm out of the loop but what's up with this and whos the girl...
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āI donāt know anyone who has gotten cheated on and becomes god (**because if it didnāt happen to me it must not be a thing**)ā
Jealousy looks bad on you Laler. Mustāve been easier to support women with Randallās chubby greasy hand in your back pocket.
I have to wonder what her damage is! She made good money out of merch from an off-hand joke, her podcast was a must-listen during Scandoval (and hit #1 on the Apple charts for its category at one point), sheās doing those Amazon Lives, got to sell off her makeupā¦ I would consider those things as gifts from the universe, to get her life re-started after Randall. She seems unwilling to face the fact that people were invested in Ariana and Sandoval and that the girl she wrote off as a āwet blanketā is suddenly the darling. People never liked that scumbag Randall and thereās a whole portion of the audience who donāt like her, either
Lala is just such a bitter and angry human being. All shots of her are just yelling at Tom, Scheana (about Ari) and Katie. She really said let me pick on the main characters to get my moments. The ābecomes Godā comment will not age well. But it tracks with how sheās been behaving - the only girl not to go to DWTS. Sheās so jealous. Ariana canāt help the opportunities that came her way or that sheās likable. Maybe Lala should take notes since sheās clearly butthurt she didnāt get the same experience post Rand?
Scheana and Schwartz doesnāt surprise me at all. The love triangle of Katie and Schwartz DID. Love that!
Ariana living her best life and Daniel is great. It seems like she overall has a fairly chill season.
Scheana seems like sheāll have the roughest go this season.
The blink and youāll miss Jax shot getting yelled at by Lisa is all we need from him, thank you.
Sandy is going to be annoying this year, but heās always been.
This season looks fun, messy and dramatic. Iām ready for it!
If lala had been a nicer person and hadnāt thought she was better than all women while she was with Randall, then maybe the audience would have supported her thru her divorce. She sounds so bitter.
Also the way she would yell anyone down if they said anything less than glowing about āmy man.ā It was impossible, she would go on rampages against anyone over that slimeball
I'm over people commenting how crazy it is Ariana and Tim still live together. Do you know what's crazy? HE WONT LET HER OUT. He won't buy out her half and he refuses to sell. What is she supposed to do? Walk away from a million dollar house? Stop blaming Ariana for Tom being a piece of shit controlling asshole.
Scheana is gross af, no wonder her and Rachel got along so well. Nasty.
All these comments about how Scheana and Schwartz kissing proves Scheana sucks, IT ALSO PROVES SHORTS ALWAYS SUCKED, ALWAYS CHEATED AND DARE I SAY HATED KATIE.
Katie was wronged so many times in so many ways by that man.
Lala is such an ungrateful twit. Sheās made a ton of money off the Scandoval. She had the Send it to Darell merch, the Ubereats commercial and so many other opportunities she never wouldāve had if Ariana didnāt get cheated on.
She should stop being jealous and start being grateful.
I feel like a lot of people were anticipating a boring season and tbh this trailer has me excited !! Looks like itās going to be lots of drama and not just focusing on the scandavol
Holy hell!
When were Scheana & Tom2 single at the same time?!
Who was the lady Katie was kissing???
Was Lala yelling at Ariana?!
What?!?!? (Said in DJJK voice!)
Tom entered the show being in a relationship with Katie so NO, he wasnāt single but he was always a tongue slut so not surprised with him.
Scheana?! Gross! Iām officially over her pick me shit. She can fuck right off!
The fact she is surprised Shorts isn't ready for a serious relationship... the man just got divorced from his wife who he was with for over a decade, and he couldn't even be loyal to her. Yet here Jo is thinking he wants to commit to her š¤£
Lala better not turn on Ariana because the way she acted at the reunion and social media was like she was the one Tom had cheated on. The only way that makes sense is if youāre going to the mat defending your friend.
Do yāall remember when Schwartz admitted to making out with someone the first time(in the back alley of Sur)? Am I misremembering it or didnāt they say it was a Scheana look a like and Scheana was the one putting the information out thereā¦ was it her the whole time?
This right here is my Roman Empire
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Lala the difference is you were messing with a rich married man!! And then repeatedly threw shade at the wife he was once with. You constantly were an asshole on tv to Rachel and Billie even if they are disliked. The sympathy for you vs Ariana is gonna be way different obviously.. pls shush. I knew it was gonna come to the time where the cast (Lala and Scheana) were gonna get jealous over Arianaās opportunities
Remember when Scheana set up Brittany with Adam and then ended up being with Adam the next season? Scheana encouraging Rachel to kiss Schwartz and then kissing him a year later is awfully reminiscent of thatā¦
She also hooked up with Nema from Shahs of Sunset, who Rachel later briefly dated. Sheās friends with Mackenzie from Love Island, they both hooked up with Carl from Summer House. Weird
Remember when scheana was consoling Ariana with Katie and arianaās other friends during scandoval? And she said āthis isnāt āwe kissed one time when we were on acid at Coachellaāā?the lady doth protest too much methinks.
I MISSED episode discussions with this sub! I feel like I am returning to college for my sophomore year, seeing all my old friends again!! SO EXCITED for Jan 30.
Now that this whole Schwartz & Scheana make out has been revealed, does anyone else think her very specific ākiss while on acid at Coachellaā comment during the season 10 finale mean anything?
āI have never experienced someone getting cheated on and she becomes godā
There you go, Lala. You finally said it with your whole chest. You are SO jealous that Ariana is getting overwhelming support. Period. End of story. (And this is not coming from a Lala hater at ALL.)
Also, Scheana kissed Schwartz too?!?! Dude, Scheana just canāt help herself, can she? She just HAS to be the worst. And then is shocked when Katie doesnāt want to be her friend.
Other assorted thoughts: Ew, Jo. Ew, Schwartz. Pink haired bi girl obviously should pick Katie. Also, yay we get to see Dan!
This looks absolutely insane. Better than I anticipated honestly
Same though. Like what the fuck is going on and is it January 30 yet omfg
Idfc I'll skip Christmas for that first episode š¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļø
I need the remote from click because I literally donāt care about anything else rn
Weāre all stuck with each other here for years to come ššššš
I think we've got beyond the boring settling down and now on the bonkers midlife crisis.
See and this is why I will watch them until they are taking Centrum Silver, god willing.
Centrum Silver š¤£š
For real. Like IāM SAT šŖ
Iām pleasantly surprised by how little Tim actually appears in the trailer. Compared to the Bravocon trailer itās like they took the feedback of people being annoyed at the trailer and showed us that their is actually a better show then āwoe is meā Sandy. Like that actually made me excited for next season instead of wanting to throw my chocolates at the tv screaming LIAR like Elle Woods.
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My husband when I told him there's a trailer: eh I'm not that interested anymore My husband after watching the trailer: 
God I love this fucking mess š« And Iām jealous, my attempts to indoctrinate my husband have thus far been unsuccessful
Omg Iām waiting for my husband to get home to show him and itāll be this exact interaction too hahah
Scheana made out with Schwartz?? Oh she is a NASTY person and a friend to no woman.
Iām literally so jaw dropped by this, needing the timeline ASAP. Even if it was a joke/friendship bit, this is beyond delusional of Scheana for even her usual standards of crazy.
He said in Vegas but they go there so often it's hard to pinpoint a timeframe but I need to know how long ago š
Yeah Iām really confused on it because if it was post-divorce (from Katie) then she wouldāve cheated on Brock? If it was pre-divorce/pre-Brock, then she wouldāve helped Schwartz cheat *again* on Katie, lmao. Either way I see her just saying some dumb shit like āit was a dare or a joke so it didnāt matter!ā
100% She'll minimize it but I'm thinking it was when he was with Katie and I really hope Katie explodes on her.
I just know sheās about to be blue in the face until the season airs because she canāt explain herself yet, and everyone is gonna be coming for her in her comments again like when she got caught hanging with Sandoval
Sheās going to come out with the āKatie and I were not in a good place at the time, she even said we werenāt friends!ā any minute now
She's so damn terrible. And i hope everyone decent calls her on it too.
š I expect a Tweet later today defending herself and saying she'll discuss in further detail on her podcast.
I hope Katie explodes on her too, but based on the trailer, we don't really see that š I think they would've shown a Katie freakout moment if that were the case. If she doesn't freak out on Scheana I will be VERY disappointed
scheana's fucked either way in katie's eyes. either she and schwartz were still together - since i don't believe they were ever on a break, or scheana cheated on brock. i'm just imagining scheana's reaction if katie made out with rob rob rob or adam. hypocritical loser.
Oh and Schwartz is gonna get mad that Katie fucked Max? Like I thought you said itād be okay if she slept with a friend after 6 months?
Could it be when schena had her residency and was single? Doesnāt that line up to at least one of the make outs? Why do I know this shit lmao
>Why do I know this shit lmao šš 
And the way Shorts keeps saying āit was one kissā who knows who he was talking about! You could line up all the ādrunken makeoutsā he has had over the years and it would criss-cross the globe.
Literally I'm assuming its about R last summer but the fact that it comes right after him saying he made out with scheana too
Where hasnāt that man put his tongue? Gets more action than an ice luge
āIt was ONE kissā 500 million timesā¦
Oh this season is gonna be good with this new revelation!!!
iām actually shocked by this
I canāt believe it wasnāt leaked, itās so juicy and fucked up.
They sat on this shit with the force of 20,000 elephants.
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Me too. Katie has done interviews since where she's talked about her and Scheana's friendship. Maybe she was playing the game acting like they're cool as to not spoil the season?
I think Katie has reached the point where she knows who both Jorts and Scheana are and probably wasnāt even surprised by the revelation. Of course her drunk husband made out with one of her bridesmaids. Of course the girl who said she would rather have a gang bang with all the guys in the van than to hang out with the girls made out with friends boyfriend. Itās cliche to the point of being boring. Giving them any kind of reaction would give them too much satisfaction
But also as a woman how could you stand up in someoneās wedding as a bridesmaid knowing that you made out with the groom and the bride doesnāt know?!? Thatās sickā¦
Because Scheana doesnāt think anyoneās pain matters but her own. Donāt get me wrong, Iām with you and think itās extremely fucked up. But we already know how sheāll spin this to Katie āwell jorts makes out with everyone so I didnāt think it mattered with me. Actually, itās better that it was with me bc, as your friend, I made sure it didnāt escalate past making out. You should be thanking me for making out with him that night instead of letting him run off with a stranger. You and I werenāt even in a good place at that time anywayā Scheana is a mean girl who thrives off of causing pain to those closest to her.
More and more proof how shady she really is. No one flip flops more with the friend group then she does and I hope Season 11 is when her curtain gets pulled like Season 10 was for "awww shucks" Schartz.
I maintain that Scheana has always had a thing for Schwartz and itās why sheās always been so weird with Katie.
Stassiās birthday dinner on season 2. When Stassi & Kristen told Katie she wasnāt allowed to be sad because Schwartz poured a drink on her and verbally abused her. Scheana brings it up at the dinner, and then Schwartz starts going in on Katie. Just for a second the camera cuts back to Scheana and she had the happiest little smug smile on her face. She either hated Katie, or wanted Schwartz, or both. (I also remember one of the times she was spreading rumours she stated it was because people called them a cute couple on IG, and āshould be saying that about me and Shayā. So she was definitely jealous of the attention they got - she probably thought it was all down to Schwartz and if *she* were with Schwartz theyād get even more)
Itās almost like she has a thing for Katie, to me. Itās like how she would act around Stassi at times, like she wanted to wear her skin
Sheās very triggered by girls with their own sense of style and boundaries
I think Katie Already knows and that's why she hates Scheana. I bet it was back in the day they used to be kind of flirty with each other
No wonder her hatred for Katie was always so personal! My God
Omg I joked about this MONTHS ago, [link to comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/s/p96Tucb4F7)
Literally showing off her āpick me girlā reputation up close and personal. Grosssssss 
This is TOTALLY one of the things Jax had on Schwartz
Goddammit, I've been scandalized, I should watch it before reading comments. š
Woooooow Scheaner you messy messy girl šÆ
Iām actually so excited??? Like I kept my expectations low for season 11 because I know a lot of us were speculating that season 10 would have been the last if not for Scandoval since they were running out of material and season 11 could potentially be stale because of that (specially if the scandal lost steam which it kind of did) BUT IāM ACTUALLY SO GAGGED? Scheana making out with Schwartz? Bisexual love triangle? Jealous Lalaās jealous antics? Jax jumpscare that actually made me scream out loud (heās so ugly)????? TELEVISION IS BACK BABY!
Jax jump scare was realā¦ I am so excited too tho! This trailer was a serious build up to šš®š§š«Øš« Lmao. I hope they deliver! VPR editors are nothing if not great at build ups š
The editors really said WE EARNED THAT EMMY NOM AND WEāLL REMIND YOU WHY
Also I should note when the season 10 trailer came out last year I was like oh this looks pretty good in comparison to season 9 but like no THIS is an actual gag, A SERVE!
> ax jumpscare that actually made me scream out loud (heās so ugly)????? this made me lol for real and i must say thank you lmao
When there's a shakeup in the group dynamics (eg breakups, makeups, new relationships), the biggest drama comes out!
When in the world did Scheana and Schwartz make out?? When Scheana said sheād rather be gang banged by the male cast and Shay was just sitting thereā¦ was that foreshadowing?? 
Right? I need the timeline now. You can just tease us with something THAT HUGE WHAT THE FUCK.
My theory is it happened a looooooong time ago and Scheana is probably using it in reference to something Schwartz did to minimize it and make Katie feel like sheās blowing something out of proportion. Iām hoping it was one of those things producers took out of context and threw in there to make the trailer seem more salacious. Ya never know though with this group! I know the ā5 degrees of Kevin Baconā thing is real, probably even more so in LA, butā¦they really need to start venturing outside of their own friend group lmao. But then again, if they did we wouldnāt have our show, I guess. š
CAME STRAIGHT HERE FROM TWITTER TO GAG WITH YOU ALL, MISSED YOU LADIES!!!
I was dying bc Reddit was down and I HAD to talk to you guys!!
No literally I started screaming like of course Reddit is down when Iām tryna discuss with my girls ššš
girl same, just ran here from instagram š
couldn't close IG and open Reddit fast enough tbh
We back!!
SOOOO BACK ITāS NOT EVEN FUNNY
Me @ Lala in that last scene https://preview.redd.it/oyst2lkskp5c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=812e1e8f6885fb5dfdfb2fcf69693d8909581c9e
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Ooof she is is angry š RIP 
Ok so I have a theory about thisā¦ this was at the gold bar partyā¦. The clip of Ariana and Daniel in the black outfits walking away - I think that was when production tried to get Ariana to talk to Sandoval and she walked out and it made Lala mad
Lala shut down any negative talk about āMY MANā for years so she really has no ground here even if it was about Ariana refusing to talk to Sandoval.
Also, everyone was expecting jax and randall to be scumbags. We and They knew at a certain point who they were in bed with(like was anyone here fooled by randall???) we were just expecting it. I Do have to say, I never thought sandoval was faithful but weāve had 8 seasons of him being righteous and screaming for people to take accountability. I think that lies the difference. Arianna grew from being an unlikeable ācoolā girl to being vulnerable and relateable. Stassi and lala donāt seem to change.
Lala is soooooo mad she didnāt get the same reception for her storyline
I have a theory that Lala didn't get the sympathy edit because she knew what Randall was up to and helped him hide it. Bravo didn't want to get caught in that mess if one of Randall's victims paointed the finger at Lala as well and didn't play up her victim angle.
Oh definitely. Plus there was the whole mistress aspect that Lala herself played into! Compare that to the (seemingly) most stable and lasting relationship in the series with Tom and Ariana. Like regardless of what you think/believe about Lala and her situation there was NO WAY the audience was going to react to her the same way they did to Ariana.
āIāve never experienced someone get cheated on and she suddenly becomes Godā - Lala about Ariana. Sweetie, itās called women supporting women. You should try it one day.
Umm has Lala never heard the masterpiece that is Lemonade?  ICONIC.
I think I am most disturbed by this part of the trailer. Lala doesn't get that sometimes she can be really un-likeable, regardless of being cheated on or not. Not trying to drag her when she's been through so much but she can be really harsh sometimes.
Yeah I think Lala actually did nail it months ago where there's like a "perfect victim" mentality around Ariana that she and stassi didn't receive. But somehow that makes her just more hostile and bitter and mean. Like the two sides aren't computing.
She and Stassi didnāt receive that because they are/were deeply unlikable people at the time. I donāt follow much of Stassi post show but what I do see of her seems like sheās grown with Beau. Lala is still the same angry person except sheās sober now.
Also Stassi cheated on Jax with Frank and Lala cheated on Randall with Jamesš¤·š½āāļø
God forbid a woman end up on top. Lala is a mess. She claims to stand for women, but she doesn't like to see other women "outshine" her.
Exactly this! She just means if a woman it going to get brand deals and dancing with the stars and get to say sheās not filming with or about her ex SHE should be that woman. What she doesnāt get is that her and Randalās āstorylineā will never be good tv because itās so dark. Even before it was confirmed he was a full predator (when she was still trying to push them as a love story) things around him were dark: their age difference, his job and her aspirations, the so obvious quid pro quo of their relationship for sex and money, add in then getting together when she was an addict actively using and he was married itās just too dark.
This is so true! Lala is emotionally immature to think the details of her situation compare at all to Ariana's or would inspire the same sympathy from viewers.
Itās not even really that itās not sympathetic itās that itās not fun. Like seeing Ariana do a battery comerical after what scummy said about buying the batteries is a little āyes girlā laugh moment - there are no moments of levity in Lalaās situation for a brand to use for sponsorships etc.
Lala is just sooooooo bitter that what happened to ariana after scandoval did NOT happen to her after she left rand. She can't stand not being the main character
I know Ariana said she might get a villain edit this season, but it will take a LOT for me to turn on Ariana. She deserves to milk everything she can from the Scandoval and Iām happy to see her continue to get new projects.
I have a feeling Iām going to love Katie and Ariana and really dislike Scheana and Lala this season. I never liked any of the men on this show, and that will probably never change.
Itās the combination of win weāve always needed. Itās so obvious Lala is jealous of where Katie and Ari currently are in terms of popularity and life.
Lala is definitely jealous. I can hear it on her podcast whenever she talks about Scandoval or cheating. She minimizes Ariana every time
Okay but that last line coupled with the final shot of Ari at emo nightā¦ š¤š» like yes, WIN THAT EMMY, EDITORS.
It's so disappointing coming from Lala especially after she was on 12 for the entire reunion going to bat for Ariana. Idk where her entitlement is coming from... we all knew she knew Rand was married she can shout it to the rooftops all she wants and I even loved Lala through that, but this rage and jealousy for Ariana is so petty and unwarranted. It's really showing an ugly side of her!!
Yes and lala will for sure constantly bring up how she was not treated the same as Ariana following her breakup with Randall but like.. thatās show biz baby. Youāre right you werenāt but thatās not Arianaās fault
That last comment by Lala says it all āI never knew someone who got cheated on and became God.ā I knew it. Lala canāt stand that Ariana made $$$$ and is still riding the high and making $$$.
Thatās so wild too bc she went so hard against Tim during the reunion for all of this.
And Lala was all for it when people were buying her send it to Darrell merch š
Itās like we knew Randall was trash, we knew Schwartz was constantly cheating, we knew Jax will fuck anything that moves This is different for SO many reasons
You know sheās just reeling that she didnāt get this attention with nasty rand
>I have a feeling Iām going to love Katie and Ariana and really dislike Scheana and Lala this season. oh man this is me every season, but it looks it ESPECIALLY this season.
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My hands went up SO HARD in excitement seeing Katie smooching a girl and INSTANTLY recoiled when they showed Tom kissing her too šš Also Tims comment at the end about the embryos. Ugh. This season is going to be dark. EDIT: my mistake, Tim was talking about the fur bbs. But as a child free woman my anger stands
I interpreted it to mean the fur bbies
Same. Correct me if Iām wrong but at the reunion didnāt Andy ask about the eggs and Ariana confirmed they werenāt fertilized?
You are correct.
Me too. There is no way in hell Ariana would keep her and Tom's embryos.
I think it was confirmed during the reunion there are no embryos. Because Tom never went. So itās just Arianaās eggs. And luckily she doesnāt have to deal with the legality of embryos
In that same scene she tells Tom that he tried killing Charlotte, so ima assume they meant the fur babies
I think it was about the dogs/cat.
I hate these type of story lines because I know this chick is just a plant/actress for a fake storyline.
Katie deserves better than some thirst bag trying to get camera time by kissing her AND Schwartz
So Lala was content to ride Arianaās coattails to places like the White House Correspondentsā Dinner, Uber commercials & Send it to Darryl merch sales, but now that those avenues have been milked dry, itās gone too far? How transparently self centered.
Theyāre all opportunistic in their own way. Itās how they built their careers which is why I donāt understand when they accuse each other of it. You all have taken opportunities and said yes any time thereās an opportunity to make $$. You canāt be mad when some get more opportunities. Itās just how the world works. They would all be capitalizing the same way if they were in Arianaās shoes.
Funnily enough thatās what Tom Sandy said since day one about Lala
I have always hated scheana but damn she absolutely sucks
She really really does suck. I wish Ariana would just open her eyes about her already.
Iāve always tried to stay neutral with Scheana and Lala but looks like this season is about to seal their fate and they already werenāt doing well, in the court of public opinion.š¬ Scheana making out with Shorts actually really pisses me off. Would not be surprised if it came out that she messed around with both the Toms. ETA; I predict it happened back when she was still with Shay.
1. Scheana and Schwartz? God she really just ruined any single chance of grace she ever had, the epitome of not being a girlās girl. 2. So the rumors of Katie hooking up with a girl that Schwartz was seeing *are* true? 3. Jo asking Schwartz if heās embarrassed of her got me cracking up so bad I canāt lie, like you moved in with a guy who just got a divorce after like over a decade of being with the same partner (who you used to be friends with) and you expected it to work out? ETA 4. Lala saying āI donāt know anyone who has gotten cheated on and becomes god.ā Politely sit down, Lala is just mad that she didnāt get the same rallying behind her when she left Randall. If she got the same endorsements and support, sheād be lathering up in it even more than Ariana.
You forgot about Jax crawling his way from the sewer into Sur to probably beg Lisa to be back on the show.
It wasnāt as shocking because he was spotted filming with the guys at TomTom multiple times, Jax has been *begging* for a way back onto this show lmao. I hope James imitates him the way he imitated Stassi in the season 5 reunion
Weren't they filming for some crossover for the pilot that didn't get picked up? I don't mind Jax at times but I hope Lisa boots him the fuck out of Sur.
Also - LALA made money off this shit FIRST with her podcast and send it to Darrell merch. Come onnnn.
FOR REAL! So it's okay for HER to capitalize on Ariana's breakup, but it's not okay for Ariana to capitalize on Ariana's breakup? Okay Lala. Sit down.
Exactly like honey cashed in on it too??
Ohhhh Lalaās jealous. I love that for her.
I gave her the benefit of the doubt when people speculated she might be jealousā¦ pass me some of the humble pie!
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK GIRLS
Iām so jealous of Kyle Chanās front-row seat to whatever mess this is https://preview.redd.it/sl7yc3n3pp5c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbbd141165af42c9bacffe59236ba0820eb8d99
I fucking love how far down I had to scroll before seeing Jax mentioned at all. Itās what ~~she~~ he deserves.
I will die if Ariana solely calls Tom "my ex" the entire season.
She did the same thing on WWHL and in her book. She wonāt even give oxygen to his literal name and I donāt blame her one bit. He rode her coattails for far too long.
Scheana is the worst kind of girl omg
Ya'll! 1.Schwartz and Scheana?!?! I legit can't wait to get more clarity and details about when this happened!! 2.Tom seems to be getting a gentle edit. 3. Jo being on the show is making my heart soar, in the best way possible. 4. Lala is pathetic. 5. Jax jumpscare. NOT looking forward to his scene. Thank God it's only one. EDIT: 6. I'm so sick of Schwartz.
I was not ready for this. https://preview.redd.it/jyw55zi72q5c1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e46420670546bef8c48fe61f50908d8300423d
The coke vein is in his neck now? Eek
I said this on a different post, but he looks like he came dressed to pick up a shift at SUR. Then Lisa said no, you're a walking health hazard, and he freaked out. That's how I hope how his scene goes, at least.
Jax jumpscare š¤£š¤£ so true
Lala is so triggered that no one cared about her sugar daddy cheating on her š
Ofc š¤£ like girllll š
If Lala played it with complete honesty and humility and didn't try to rewrite history (that we all WATCHED in real time), she could have had much more of "a moment" over it. If she stood up and said, "I was such a stupid b*tch. I was in my 20s and thought I was the hottest sh*t in town, that this horrible man wouldn't do to me what he did to everyone else. I was so caught up in the money and fame that I acted like a freaking monster to everyone about this man. Don't be an idiot like I was- I wish I knew then what I know now", the reaction would have likely been way more positive. But Lala just can't be humble or honest.
āScumbag and Cheatersā Hi Tim šš» looks like someone has been spending his free time lurking in this sub.
But for real inject this into my veins I am ready
Whoa I guess I'm out of the loop but what's up with this and whos the girl... https://preview.redd.it/aenc9fjpmp5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b939e0c952e7d6bbb8d334a1b5f66e3b4f668ac8
idk but anyone who can have a crush on both Katie and Schwartz gives me pause lmao
Jax is greasier than ever 
āI donāt know anyone who has gotten cheated on and becomes god (**because if it didnāt happen to me it must not be a thing**)ā Jealousy looks bad on you Laler. Mustāve been easier to support women with Randallās chubby greasy hand in your back pocket.
I have to wonder what her damage is! She made good money out of merch from an off-hand joke, her podcast was a must-listen during Scandoval (and hit #1 on the Apple charts for its category at one point), sheās doing those Amazon Lives, got to sell off her makeupā¦ I would consider those things as gifts from the universe, to get her life re-started after Randall. She seems unwilling to face the fact that people were invested in Ariana and Sandoval and that the girl she wrote off as a āwet blanketā is suddenly the darling. People never liked that scumbag Randall and thereās a whole portion of the audience who donāt like her, either
Lala is just such a bitter and angry human being. All shots of her are just yelling at Tom, Scheana (about Ari) and Katie. She really said let me pick on the main characters to get my moments. The ābecomes Godā comment will not age well. But it tracks with how sheās been behaving - the only girl not to go to DWTS. Sheās so jealous. Ariana canāt help the opportunities that came her way or that sheās likable. Maybe Lala should take notes since sheās clearly butthurt she didnāt get the same experience post Rand? Scheana and Schwartz doesnāt surprise me at all. The love triangle of Katie and Schwartz DID. Love that! Ariana living her best life and Daniel is great. It seems like she overall has a fairly chill season. Scheana seems like sheāll have the roughest go this season. The blink and youāll miss Jax shot getting yelled at by Lisa is all we need from him, thank you. Sandy is going to be annoying this year, but heās always been. This season looks fun, messy and dramatic. Iām ready for it!
He yelled the alternate Schwartz & Sandy's name ("Scumbags and Cheaters!") while throwing a sledgehammer at a wall. š ETA: typo
If lala had been a nicer person and hadnāt thought she was better than all women while she was with Randall, then maybe the audience would have supported her thru her divorce. She sounds so bitter.
Also the way she would yell anyone down if they said anything less than glowing about āmy man.ā It was impossible, she would go on rampages against anyone over that slimeball
She was sf nasty to his ex, I could never get over someone treating me like that.
Scheana really is determined to be the absolute worst
I'm over people commenting how crazy it is Ariana and Tim still live together. Do you know what's crazy? HE WONT LET HER OUT. He won't buy out her half and he refuses to sell. What is she supposed to do? Walk away from a million dollar house? Stop blaming Ariana for Tom being a piece of shit controlling asshole. Scheana is gross af, no wonder her and Rachel got along so well. Nasty.
Iām going with Scheana and Brock knew about Tom and Rachel in the end. There I said it.
I have always thought this.
All these comments about how Scheana and Schwartz kissing proves Scheana sucks, IT ALSO PROVES SHORTS ALWAYS SUCKED, ALWAYS CHEATED AND DARE I SAY HATED KATIE. Katie was wronged so many times in so many ways by that man.
Lala is such an ungrateful twit. Sheās made a ton of money off the Scandoval. She had the Send it to Darell merch, the Ubereats commercial and so many other opportunities she never wouldāve had if Ariana didnāt get cheated on. She should stop being jealous and start being grateful.
Oof, Scheana š¬
I feel like a lot of people were anticipating a boring season and tbh this trailer has me excited !! Looks like itās going to be lots of drama and not just focusing on the scandavol
Holy hell! When were Scheana & Tom2 single at the same time?! Who was the lady Katie was kissing??? Was Lala yelling at Ariana?! What?!?!? (Said in DJJK voice!)
i think lala was yelling ABOUT ariana to other people lol
Tom entered the show being in a relationship with Katie so NO, he wasnāt single but he was always a tongue slut so not surprised with him. Scheana?! Gross! Iām officially over her pick me shit. She can fuck right off!
At this point the only one Schwartz hasn't made out with is Katie.
LaLa confirming that God is a woman.
 Stocking up on Sun Chips for this premiere
Omg, this season looks like itās going to be fukkin amazing!š¤©š„³š„³ āThe worm is worming.āššš¼ Scheana and Shorts? WTAF?! I knew Lala was going to become jealous of Arianaās success and it looks like Vanderpump is too because sheās throwing some low key shade. This + Rachelās podcast dropping at the same time?? Anyone who is tired of hearing about Scandoval, buckle up b!tches, weāre just getting started.šā¤ļøāš„
well, i guess itās time to rewatch from season 1 until season 11 arrives! š«”
Iāve seen enoughā¦Jo is weird. lol
The fact she is surprised Shorts isn't ready for a serious relationship... the man just got divorced from his wife who he was with for over a decade, and he couldn't even be loyal to her. Yet here Jo is thinking he wants to commit to her š¤£
The fact that Shorts and his basement-level standards wonāt claim her as his girlfriendā¦ lol
Lala better not turn on Ariana because the way she acted at the reunion and social media was like she was the one Tom had cheated on. The only way that makes sense is if youāre going to the mat defending your friend.
Damn I canāt wait to watch, I feel like Iām really gonna hate Scheana and Lala this season lol
But also whatās the point of Jax?
Do yāall remember when Schwartz admitted to making out with someone the first time(in the back alley of Sur)? Am I misremembering it or didnāt they say it was a Scheana look a like and Scheana was the one putting the information out thereā¦ was it her the whole time? 
This right here is my Roman Empire https://preview.redd.it/ylzsuaxe2q5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3bc5d361b990c21e717ba96a515fd47f610190
Lala the difference is you were messing with a rich married man!! And then repeatedly threw shade at the wife he was once with. You constantly were an asshole on tv to Rachel and Billie even if they are disliked. The sympathy for you vs Ariana is gonna be way different obviously.. pls shush. I knew it was gonna come to the time where the cast (Lala and Scheana) were gonna get jealous over Arianaās opportunities
Remember when Scheana set up Brittany with Adam and then ended up being with Adam the next season? Scheana encouraging Rachel to kiss Schwartz and then kissing him a year later is awfully reminiscent of thatā¦
She also hooked up with Nema from Shahs of Sunset, who Rachel later briefly dated. Sheās friends with Mackenzie from Love Island, they both hooked up with Carl from Summer House. Weird
My jaw is on the FLOOR yall. Scheana and Shorts? I need to sit down omg
Lala's about to flip on Ariana so hard this season looks fucking SPICY
Knew Lala would be pissed at Ari making that break up money..
OMG so whoever said Jo made her insta public because she's going to be in the new season was RIGHT!!!9
Scheana?? Scheana Marie Shay??? Made out with WHOMST??????? I need this to be directly in my eyeballs IMMEDIATELY
Katie girl, if you need a non man to make out with who wonāt also make out with your gross ex, Iām pretty sure thereās a lot of us out here.
I got questions
Remember when scheana was consoling Ariana with Katie and arianaās other friends during scandoval? And she said āthis isnāt āwe kissed one time when we were on acid at Coachellaāā?the lady doth protest too much methinks.
Omg Iām so ready!
Iām so ready for this chaos š„
THAT TIME A YEAR AGAIN YALL š¤š¤š¤
I MISSED episode discussions with this sub! I feel like I am returning to college for my sophomore year, seeing all my old friends again!! SO EXCITED for Jan 30.
Omg!!! The naysayers about this season may just be wrong, this looks lit!
Now that this whole Schwartz & Scheana make out has been revealed, does anyone else think her very specific ākiss while on acid at Coachellaā comment during the season 10 finale mean anything?
if thereās one thing schwartz is going to do itās going to be downplaying his shitty actions and behavior with his fingers on his mouth
the appeal of Shorts needs to be psychologically studied..... cause I'm confused
āI have never experienced someone getting cheated on and she becomes godā There you go, Lala. You finally said it with your whole chest. You are SO jealous that Ariana is getting overwhelming support. Period. End of story. (And this is not coming from a Lala hater at ALL.) Also, Scheana kissed Schwartz too?!?! Dude, Scheana just canāt help herself, can she? She just HAS to be the worst. And then is shocked when Katie doesnāt want to be her friend. Other assorted thoughts: Ew, Jo. Ew, Schwartz. Pink haired bi girl obviously should pick Katie. Also, yay we get to see Dan!