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Tuteitandbootit

Guys this is actually so fucked up. Shame on ALL of you. Scheana has been taking BUST FRUND lessons and preparing for this for YEARS. Not one of you betches chose her. SHAME.


iluvjonsnow

This is so freakin funny! 😆


Rx_Diva

Haha yup! Scheana deserves them, she called dibs!


Available-One-24

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kellygrrrl328

Shhh 🤫 Scheener doesn’t know yet. She still thinks everyone is her bust frund


oliviared52

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VaguelyArtistic

The cooks at SUR.


princessinthetower42

This 😂


girly918

lol YES


sav3th3flam1ng0

thank you for this, as someone who used to work at a restaurant, can confirm the cooks are the best staff to have on your side 😂


MSarah90910

Kristen bc I love a good old train wreck


ButterscotchGlass590

Same, I’d get sucked into that tornado no problem lmao


missmimikyu

Kristen would be a friend who I’d had massive problems with earlier in life and who, long run, I would come around to love, respect, and appreciate. So, I’d have the par-for-the-course experience that a lot of her close friends seem to have with her. 😂


schemewitch

this 100%


Vegetable_Path3736

She seems like she cares A LOT about her friends too


kellygrrrl328

I’d last 3 hours tops


Fantastic_Love_9451

She’s one of those “small doses” friends.


Flawlessinsanity

Same lmao. But some of my worst aspects are so similar to hers (or at least they were when I was younger and hadn't gotten my BPD under control yet - not diagnosing or saying she has it! Just saying, I can see a lot of my old self in her), so we would either be great friends, or a goddamn nightmare. Either way, it would be interesting for sure. But 2nd goes to Katie. I don't think we'd be super close, but we have similar music tastes and it'd be super fun to go to a concert or something w her. Also I so desperately would wanna raid her closet lmao.


emcratic70

she's also weirdly a good friend in some ways or at least shows up in a thoughtful way at times? my main example being surprising Katie with the Nola stripper haha


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

As someone who’s always loved Katie, even the rage text days, I love seeing everyone come around about her. Seems like she’d be so chill to hang out with.


KittenTablecloth

I watched the show before I found this subreddit and I was shocked to learn at the time that everyone on here dragged her so much. I listened to an episode of Watch What Crappens and they hate her too. I thought her face was the most interesting to look at, and she was generally pretty collected compared to Kristen, Stassi and Scheana, so I didn’t really understand what there really was *to* hate about her. But I’m a drunk rage text sympathizer myself lol


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

Sameee. I was floored when I joined this & saw so many hating her. Love it’s flipped now at least


oliviared52

I’ll admit I didn’t like Katie in the beginning. But this season everyone’s true colors have come out. I’ve been rewatching old seasons and Katie has always been blunt and loyal AF. Now I love every season Katie. I was wrong and I’m sorry lol. I think I didn’t like her cuz she was so mean to Scheana. But now it’s obvious she had very good reason to be.


aymaureen

I’ve always loved Katie! I’ve understood why she was harsh, she was married to the worst person


Michellere79

Mya


Pheeeefers

For a hot second thought I was on the Summer House sub then realized you mean the dog. 🤣


ComeAroundSundown

YES!!!


rosequartz-universe

I’m ready to join Katie’s coven ![gif](giphy|hxNMHYB1orc08|downsized)


catcakebuns

Me too please ![gif](giphy|KsKuFJ062kmAoLsi9D)


Frequent_Issue_598

Yeah I’m totally in on this


ComeAroundSundown

Ariana, I met her irl and the vibes were immaculate.


LoveLeahNotWar

But Tom said she’s lazy and angry? 🤡


isitaboutthePasta

Same. Where my other lazngy betches at?? CAN I GET A PUMPTINIIIIIIIIII


ComeAroundSundown

LFG!!!!


ComeAroundSundown

I too am lazy and angry. We are destined to be besties.


SingleConstruction58

Katie! We are best friends she just doesn't know and I'm too lazy to be creepy


SingleConstruction58

Or Dayna. They both had me at emo cruise. Also when Katie offered Ariana a weed bevvy. What a classy lady


thekingmonroe

Oooh yes, I love dayna! I was so happy to see her this week


QueenFartknocker

Dayna for sure.


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I would like to watch stupid comedies and smoke and drink weed bevies at Katie’s apartment.


DetailDizzy

Yes! I’ve been binging Disrespectfully and they seem so fun. When I listen to any of the other vpr cast podcasts, they have such try hard vibes. Dayna and Katie just seem silly and down to earth


gl0c0_

I actually was jealous of her new friend date she talked about on her podcast the other day. lol. How do I get to be the new friend?


Trigzy2153

Boring old Katie and likely Ariana aswell


Mobile_Lunch2096

I’d go with Katie, too, bc I’m boring and snarky at the same time. And Ariana, she can be low key and high key with her friends.


EcstaticMarmalade

Katie. She is funny. She has real emotions. She has loyalty.


MessyMariposa

Also Katie. People like to say she’s “miserable” but I find her to be very genuine and I like that she can’t fake her feelings. Maybe Ariana since she’s sometimes a depressy messy, which I can be too. We would probably be very understanding and have realistic expectations of one another because of it. Ally might also be a good one because she seems levelheaded and easy to get along with. Plus she’d read my birth chart and I just think that’s fun lol Literally not one of the men.


incestuousbloomfield

I think she’s gotten increasingly tired of her cast mates over the years and that’s why she comes across “miserable.” I think she’s just over all the BS


Heavy-Relation8401

+1. She doesn't engage in toxic positivity that has become popular these days and calls a spade a spade.   If her and Ariana are what miserable looks like, someone please sign me up for a Club Miserable 🙋🏾‍♂️


HarajukuBom

Ariana and Katie. We would be a trio and we would invite James to our lunches sometimes and gossip 🍵


Katalactica

Does Dayna count?


Pheeeefers

Fuck yes! She’s my pick!


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Ugh. Kristin. I would want Katie but she would probably roll her eyes at me all the time.


thekingmonroe

If you had asked me 8 years ago I would have said Lala. I loved her when she first joined, she was fun and wild and wasn’t licking the mean girls asses to try be friends with them. I always thought Katie back then was a classic mean girl and just a bitch tbh. Now, I absolutely can’t stand Lala. She’s just a nasty person. I love Katie, I would defo be besties with her. I always liked Ariana so would have been friends with her from the start and we’d be celebrating our 10 year anniversary of being bffs 😂


ChardHealthy

This is my exact answer! Also, Ann, she just seems good vibes And as a fellow Brit, I should probably say James as well. He's probably the only one that would get my humour as well


Katieblahblahbloo

None of them I’m sorry 😭😭. I’m team Katie and Ariana all the way but there is no way in hell I would ever want to be associated with that group whatsoever.


Katieblahblahbloo

But if I had to choose this day it would be Stassi


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Easily Katie, we have a similar vibe, taste in clothes and music.


Disastrous_Use4397

I think Ariana


BatterWitch23

Me too


cookie5517

I’ve felt this since she showed up season 2. so when everything went down I felt like it really happened to my bestie lol she’s a ride or die and so are my closest friends, which is why I love her


Crazy-Trash-6884

Katie. I love sarcastic people with a dry sense of humor who seem more low key. I’m a different generation of her, but she reminds me of a lot of my friends back in the 90s.


BatterWitch23

“Not like we had an agreement or anything” took me OUT this week and therefore I agree


Crazy-Trash-6884

Right? 😂


bbb37322179

queen katie all day


Lizzy1283

Katie for sure


believebs

Katie because she's hinest. She will hold you down but hold you accountable. She will bring the handcuffs and plastic as well as the tequila. I also think that Peter would make an amazing bestie.


joben_86

Ariana and Katie. I have more in common with Katie in terms of interests but my personality is more similar to Ariana. They both appear to be easy going and loyal as well which is a plus with me!


Lovebug4life

Ann


complex143more

Ohmygosh Ann seems so sweet and fun to be around 


Less-Statistician-32

Stassi. i love confident honest beautiful friends, they will never let you leave the house looking bad lol


thekingmonroe

I do love her and I’d very nearly say her but I just can’t be friends with people who tell me who I have to hate


Less-Statistician-32

honestly you’re friends will tell you the truth, if my friends say they hate someone i do too.


stonedmoonbunny

real and this is why I never understood this criticism of Stassi and Katie. my best friends don’t have to tell me who to hate bc we already hate the same people. we share a general moral code so why wouldn’t I trust their judgment?


thekingmonroe

Yea and I definitely love a friend who tells me what’s what, maybe it’s just from my days in an all girls school ha, I just don’t like how girls bond over bitching sometimes. If my bff hates someone for a good reason, I’ll probably hate them too but I don’t want them reprimanding me for being civil to them in polite society ha


tipsygirl31

I thought Stassi was really funny and clever but also somehow kind of exhausting? I don't know why.


007maximiliano

Same, Katie. She's a real one.


rudbeckia1

Ima go Kristina Kelly. I don't caaaaarrre. She's there for you. Come to my house. Put your hands in dirt. This "all" ain't it sniff my babies head. Let's do outfits. F*ck em


nmyellowbug

Katie for being blunt and smart.


kraftpunkk

Katie seems like the most down to earth.


Massive-Wind2907

Lisa. I want a friend with a whole azz petting zoo


Shot_Salary9636

Yes!!! I just want to hang out at her house and drink tea and wine and play with the animals...🤣


Special_Compote_719

Katie and Ariana tbh


Jinpea

Katie, Ariana, Dayna and Charli.


kinkpants

James! But only if Lala didn’t exist because I feel like she would be really possessive of any other platonic female friend in his life


itakecomedysrsly

I want to say Katie but I think Ariana cause we could connect on mental health.


ohwell812

James


Nice-Tea-8972

Ill take James AND Ally. Shes so sweet and i think hes pretty funny tbh


thisgirlscores

James Kennedy 🫠


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Here's a curveball. Peter. I want Peter to be my bestfriend, he could fill me in on all the gossip and then we can go to pirate themed parties.


DeeVa72

I agree!!!


Impossible_Farm7353

Katie and Dayna


BawdyGodiva

Stassi. She’s smart, chic, honest, beautiful, and loyal. She also has a wicked sense of humor. I also have a “Beau”, and I know we’d all just mesh. And snark.


JmeJV

KATIE.


Shamba_

Katie, she's the most loyal, which is something I really value in my close friends. I don't think I'd trust anyone else. Maybe ariana. The rest would be acquaintances, or I'd try and be cautious around them, but Katie seems like life-long bestie material. Plus I love anyone who will sing emo music with me.


kay_fitz21

Ally.


Michellere79

Katie


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Katie, ally or stassi but also probably none of them Edit: I take it back I think I would mesh well with Ariana, just saw her wake up with me and yes


Stayfree777

Ariana


Ok_Minimum_8307

absolutely love katie and ariana but unfortunately james and i have similar energy and humor and might be the same age. i like funny ppl and he cracks me. also love astrology so wanna talk w ally about it. everyone else would get on my nerves


crystalrrrrmehearty

I used to think lala because - get this - I used to admire her forthrightness and sticking to her guns, even if it wasn't the "popular" opinion. I don't know who this fame hungry flip floppy Lauren bitch is this season.


Stop_icant

I hope Katie and Tom Schwartz see this post! PS Katie!


SugarFut

Probably Kristen. I have her chaotic energy 💀


Ok_Wrongdoer2797

Stassi


a14ar

Stassi hands down


halibuthoolahoop

Oh 100% Katie.


ETfromTheOtherSide

Kristen


DaKingballa06

Katie for loyalty Schwartz for fun


PleaseSendPants

Kristen


sgsg30

Katie and Stassi


EfficientPlastic9076

Katie and Ally. I would also love to join the witches of weho, I love Stassi and Kristen, Kristen is chaotic but I think deep down she’s got a good heart. I would be friends with James too, he’s controversial but he’s hilarious and as he’s got older he seems to have grown and matured (unlike the other VPR men).


Professional_Ad6086

Katie. Period.


CherryManhattan

Peter - we both give 110% to our jobs and because of that get taken advantage of by our bosses


QueenFartknocker

Ann


switheld

ariana. she's a homebody and I'm HERE for that. i also just want her to have some long-term, stable emotional support around her! she seems like a ride or die, too.


dupe-of-a-dupe

Same for me - add Katie. We would be the the snarky trio sitting in the corner at a bar having our own fun. On the rare occasions we leave the house.


LoveLeahNotWar

Katie for sure she’s the most real


Fit_Newt7346

Katie and kristen


incestuousbloomfield

Katie hands down. I could see myself being friends with James too.


crop_top

Ariana because I’ve heard she’s wonderful in person. And I feel like a very diplomatic friend. But also Katie because once you’re in her circle, she’s going to be ride or die.


Red217

Arianna and Katie. Same wavelengths for sure.


myskepticalbrowarch

Schwartz 😬, I have ADHD and can ramble on for hours. I feel Schwartz is the only one on the cast that has the bandwidth for someone that chatty.


ItsNotMeItsYou99

Charli.


isitaboutthePasta

James and Lala but im not pretty enough lol 😆 Edit: and im too fat hahahaha


kellygrrrl328

Katie or Charli. Maybe Allie


MSarah90910

Also Jo she seems down to earth and goofy we’d be laughing for hours


Heatherina134

Dawg


Dry_Heart9301

Stassi lol


jenh6

Katie and Charli.


macmantha

Also Katie, but I think it’s because we do have a lot in common. I mean, not from before her wedding. But like after wedding.


AncientRazzmatazz783

Katie, Kristen, Dayna, Ariana but Katie and I are alot alike - Kristen and I would’ve been besties in my 30’s lol


GeneralType8139

Katie - we have the same values (loyalty) and we both are not afraid of confrontation and will stand our ground


nedstarknaked

Ariana probably. We’re both depressed, we like unicorns and cats and alcohol. Also musicals.


zunzarella

Not sure I'd be able to make it through a lunch with any of these bozos, never mind become best friends.


mtnmary

Katie, for sure. Same vibes, sarcastic attitude. Love good food, drinks, and pop punk/emo music. Plus my dog is my baby 🩷


emcratic70

I love how not a single person has said Brat-ney


Fit_Conversation_151

Lala .. lately. I think shes bat shit crazy and funny which i usually attract anyways.


whoareyouindisworld

I hate to admit it but probably James because we would have been drinking buddies. I guess Lala by default then. I would choose Stassi has a friend though. She seems fun to hang with.


SmolLilTater

Anne. That’s it


sav3th3flam1ng0

Kristina Kelly — she’s the only one who’s mastered how to stay relevant enough to keep a spot on the show to secure her bag but smart about how to use it to keep from becoming a slave to the show. Also, she’s the VPR vault, she always seems to have all the information … she’s the one who brought up Kristen/Jax, she was also one of the first to suspect Raquel/Rachel She’s someone who knows how to have a good time at a party but also smart enough to leave while she’s having a good time.


EyeRollingNow

ARIANA - and not just for 3rd row tickets to Chicago. I liked her back when she was real with her feelings and cried when she was depressed on camera. I relate. And never ever would I have been able to spend 1 minute with vapid Rachel crying about aging out of pageants. Nothing to do with Scandoval, couldn’t stand her back then. KATIE is allowed to spin one liners and commentary on my life all day. ALLY come do my chart!!! Please.


Chaoticgood790

Katie no question. Never liked Scheana cause pickme. Ariana before scandoval I didn’t love either bc I don’t like people that defend guys as much as she did. And Lala with her fake blackness is an insult as someone who is black.


Ready_Interaction252

And James….hilarious


Any_College_3675

LaLa for sure.


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dmorrison666

Katie she’s just like me fr


Thing-Adept

ariana, kristen + katie


Proud_Woodpecker5216

Ally, no need to explain.


ResponseOk3177

I used to think Lala. But now Ariana / Katie. Ariana and I actually share a lot of the same hobbies.


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Probably Katie honestly lol. Scheena has 0 loyalty and I’d probably bitch slap Lala if she ever yelled “DISENGAGE!” at me


Frequent_Issue_598

Katie but also James every now and then for entertainment


stonedmoonbunny

I want to sip weed drinks and bitch with Katie


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BlessedbMeh

I am pleasantly surprised by this thread because Katie gets so much hate but she seems the most authentic and genuine. What you see is what you get.


Strife86

Absolutely Katie and Ariana. Stassi and Kristen possibly too. The rest can kick rocks.


Emlelee

Katie. She’s real and so funny. I had a close friend like Stassi in university and as fun as she was, it eventually gets exhausting to be a close friend of someone like that.


Groundbreaking_Pea10

Katie 100% Lala I think would be fun to chill with but I wouldn’t trust her Schwartz would be a top contender also though Never in a million years for: Jax, Stassi, Sandoval, Scheana, Kristen and I’m sure a few more lol


Western_Hair_2064

Ally! We could talk about Taylor swift and astrology all day


childrenofthewind

Ariana and Katie


DueWerewolf1

Katie for sure. She and I have the same dry sense of humor. Plus I feel like she would get me out of my comfort zone in clothes and make up.


RestAlternative166

Honestly, and you all will make fun of me probably, but present/current James I’d hang with. He seems more stable than ever, and I love being around funny people, and James off-handed comments lately are perfection. I also think he’d be a good person to call you out on your shit. And then me and Aly would be best friends and just roll our eyes at and shit on James all the time 😂 (Edited: typo)


Mountain_Day_1637

Dayna


Actual-You3325

Katie


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Dayna


peymunniii

katie for sure


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nippyhedren

Katie and Ariana. Ally is lovely too but don’t know I’d be close to her. Of the men, James just to be funny and snarky. I would never engage with the others.


Melgel4444

Katie or ally


schemewitch

Katie and Lala! (i’m only on season 6 and have seen Lala in season 10 reunion) so that may change lol


kaitykk

DAYNA.


aymaureen

I’d pick Katie or Stassi. I always wanted to be a witch of weho


No-Idea7535

Honestly, yes, I feel like Katie and I would happily share our dislikes with one another lol. And I'd love to hang out with Ariana because she seems so positive and sweet (but I might end up catching feelings for her lol). 


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pgizmo97

I rode for Katie from the beginning she has a great vibe about her, Ally as well! She has such a cute and bright, yet mature spirit which I think would be joy to be around. Let’s throw James in the mix he’s funny af and I think they’d all be ride or dies


AwkwardEmo4

Katie is the only one i would actually vibe with


Beebeebee1994

Queen Katie 👑


Equal_Mess6623

I agree that Katie and I would probably vibe the most.


SadQueerBruja

Katie af. We’re both “rude” queer women who love punk rock and hate her ex lmao


tipsygirl31

Yeah, Katie and/or Ariana 🤷‍♀️ Maybe Ally but she's a teeny baby compared to me 😄


SwedishTrees

I love the show, but I would not hang out with any of them in real life.


nath36

1000% Katie!!!


lovelanguagelost

I would say Ariana- I’ve always been very intrigued by the strong, silent type. I kinda want to be friends with people I look up to.


floridajenjen

Katie. And u would bring back tequila Katie. As f’d as that is. But I’m vodka Jen so we’d be great together! 😂


Bacio83

Katie I need my snark buddy in the corner


sheisthemoon

Katie. We would enjoy wine and screaming along to end tunes, trading black clothing, laugh at the stupid shit people do and snark to our hearts content!


Ashamed_Tea_3731

Dayna and Katie for sure


Ok_Bear375

Ariana for sure; she seems most like my friends IRL


moorecows

I’d 1000% choose Ariana. I’d vibe well with someone who aggressively holds their boundaries and pushes their friends to as well.


cloudsarehats

Ally. I want to do tarot with her on the regular


realitytv12

Katie and last season lala, lala has a lot of potential to be a great fan fav but for some reason she always switches it up and chooses the wrong side just cause scheana is sad


One-Fish2178

Kristen, stassi, and Katie


heyykayyy47

Probably Charli. She’s not here for any BS, just good vibes


lyn_low

Katie 💯


_Edgarallenhoe

I’d talk so much shit with Katie