I suspect this to be the case for quite a few patriots. Managed democracy acknowledges your contribution and arrangements will be made for an adequate memorial service.
Bruh I just beat DMC5 today. (Though I think the jaguar from Shadow of the Tomb Raider counts as a mini-boss, so I guess I'm dealing with that instead)
Ha! I just got to the Haligtree tonight. Luckily I didnāt defeat her š. But uhh, I gave up and went to go beat up that Lich Dragonā¦which I did successfully. I donāt know whoās worse. Honestly wtf is the difference. All I can do is look up guides.
Yes. It's a cartoonish first person looter shooter. Has comedy and fun bloody game play. Has some rpg elements but not too much to overwhelm you. Lots of replayability.
So much relatability. Itās kind of scary. Just started another playthrough on my vita. I have it on pc, Xbox, and PlayStation, but it is super convenient to have it on the go.
Borderlands 2 is probably one of the best games out there. Not just fps games, but games overall. The comedy is a bit dated, but the characters and gameplay are a 10/10
It also has, in my opinion, the best villian ever created in the gaming industry. Handsome Jack. This guy is a charimsmic asshole who taunts you through the whole game. But he has a unique charm to him that doesn't make him annoying.
His character gets even better if you play the Tales from the Borderlands game and learn about his past. You start to sympathize with him. Every friend and coworker he ever had backstabbed him in some way.
One of the best games made. The story is awesome guns, guns, guns, great gameplay, Huge amount of content, great dlcs, and Handsome Jack is top 3 video game villains. The borderlands collection is usually on sale. Youāll get bl1 as well which is pretty good and the zombies dlc in that is one of my favorites. Iād check it out if you like looter shooters.
Fuck yeah, Iām so glad I restarted Punch-Out for the Wii and had to go take a little break to grab some dinner after beating his ass. Glass Joe is not safe š
Dudeās still a trained(?) boxer. Iām not a fit man. I could probably take him with a weapon, but damn, itās embarrassing to hypothetically lose to glass Joe. I think this is the push I need to go back to the gym, honestly.
That dude works for a living. His limbs can haul his half ton ass, and chop down trees. I stock shelves. The only competition Iād beat him in is a foot race. Bear hugger kills either of us in less than 9 punches
Blow out it's knees, hop on board, punch shield and flesh.
From a regular human viewpoint, impossible.
I haven't played odst since 09. That game was great.
Now that I think about it, I think this is mine as well. I fought her like a week ago, but I've been facing a pretty big drought of bosses and mini-bosses in the games I have been playing so
that, and spending two hours looting the goblin camp
Shelob the giant spider from the lord of the rings... But the Lego version.
If it's scaled up to my size I'm fucked, if it's actually the size of the Lego model, I got this one in the bag.
Hmm, I'm not going to spoil it. But I just finished Ghost of Tsushima last night, and if you know the last person who you fight in it at the end, you understand as someone with absolutely no combat training or know how to use any type of weapon, I'm pretty fucked.
Thank God I only have to fight a half dead Sovereign. Though for a guy who's gotten his ass kicked twice, then set on fire and jumped from a burning ship he's a pretty irritating dude.
Bile titan š
Super earth thanks you for your service o7
Same, like wtf am I going do about that big ass acid spitting death walker. Really doubt my 9mm or 12g slugs would do anything to it. RIP I guess
"Use your stratagems"
Some bugs think they can outsmart me Maybe....maybe.....I have yet to find one who can outsmart 500kg bomb.
Pray you can aim your hellpod on top of it
Seduce it, duh
And its 4 closest bile titan friends
"Eight fucking bile titans and eight more fucking bile titans"
I suspect this to be the case for quite a few patriots. Managed democracy acknowledges your contribution and arrangements will be made for an adequate memorial service.
Automatons at level 6 here. It hurrrrrrrrrt...
My ass is not beating Symbiote Spider-ManĀ
Just throw a fridge at him
I recently restarted. I don't think I could beat sandman
Mine is Kraven the Hunter. Here's me thinking he's overrated until I need to fight him with no spider powers
Kraven easily kills Peteās entire rouges gallery. And then killed him (until he got revived). Any normal human stands zero chance
I have to fight Vergil, Iām so screwedš
Do you have his chair?
It comforts me Dante
He doesn't listen when I say this.
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Heās only a demigod with a sword that bends reality to kill youā¦oh, yeah you may be screwed.
Demidemon sir we won't be having any of that ninja theory DMC shit in here.
Yeah, but if you can pull off a Royal Guard just right, you might stand a chance. Talk about last second clutch.
Show me your motivation!
What game is this from?
Devil May Cry
Got it. Thanks
Bruh I just beat DMC5 today. (Though I think the jaguar from Shadow of the Tomb Raider counts as a mini-boss, so I guess I'm dealing with that instead)
Vergil is about to Bury the Light and bury you.
*sigh* Malenia. Yes, I know she's the blade of Miquella. Yes I know she has never known defeat.
Maybe you can reason w her and become a house servant
Or even her maiden
You wish
Either one is a win win
holy shit space core pfp
Honestly thought it was Wheatley
Quick, search for a half naked man with a pot on his head!
Let me solo find him
Quick, search for a half naked man with a pot from the waist down!
So, hopefully very fucked?
Yeah. You know....
Better than me I gotta fight the double rancors in Jedi survivor
Tell her you can get miquella out on 21st June :)))))
I got the other side and have to face radahnā¦.. who eats his opponents after beating themā¦.
>who eats his opponents after beating themā¦. >!Thanks to Malenia for her scarlet rot. Did my man dirty!<
Coincidentally they stalematedā¦. Ahhh love me a drama series. one is a cripple the other a zombie.
Ha! I just got to the Haligtree tonight. Luckily I didnāt defeat her š. But uhh, I gave up and went to go beat up that Lich Dragonā¦which I did successfully. I donāt know whoās worse. Honestly wtf is the difference. All I can do is look up guides.
Literally the same. Iām so. So sorry.
Rip
Call the man
Whatever boss I fought last from Borderlands 2, I'm dead xD
How is Borderlands 2, fun is it?
Itās excellent
Yes. It's a cartoonish first person looter shooter. Has comedy and fun bloody game play. Has some rpg elements but not too much to overwhelm you. Lots of replayability.
So much relatability. Itās kind of scary. Just started another playthrough on my vita. I have it on pc, Xbox, and PlayStation, but it is super convenient to have it on the go.
Borderlands 2 is probably one of the best games out there. Not just fps games, but games overall. The comedy is a bit dated, but the characters and gameplay are a 10/10 It also has, in my opinion, the best villian ever created in the gaming industry. Handsome Jack. This guy is a charimsmic asshole who taunts you through the whole game. But he has a unique charm to him that doesn't make him annoying. His character gets even better if you play the Tales from the Borderlands game and learn about his past. You start to sympathize with him. Every friend and coworker he ever had backstabbed him in some way.
Handsome Jack, the main villain, is probably one of the best video game villains of all time
One of the best games made. The story is awesome guns, guns, guns, great gameplay, Huge amount of content, great dlcs, and Handsome Jack is top 3 video game villains. The borderlands collection is usually on sale. Youāll get bl1 as well which is pretty good and the zombies dlc in that is one of my favorites. Iād check it out if you like looter shooters.
Bl2 has an Amazing storyā¦ bl3 has better gun play and a worse story
If only they could take the slide/mantle mechanics and put them into B2
I just finished the Pre-Sequel, that's a 2 part 6 phase boss...
Kraid from Metroid. Iām so fucked.
Plot Twist: It was the fake Kraid that dies in one hit.
crocomire
Sephiroth im cookedšš
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Your not the only one who's cooked.
Mine was the Turks. All I have to do is surrender. I can not handle a planet ending monster with the mentality of a pissed off child.
Saddler from Resident Evil 4 remake, it's so over
Same actually.... Oh wait, I am doing a second playthrough, so the Village Chief! Still hosed actually...
I just fought that big boi after finishing the lake part. He threw a roof at me. Iām proper fucked.
Bro Iām not fighting the didact
Lol you'd probably be crushed by the artificial gravity before he ever knew you were there
Exactly
Just plant a bomb in his chest š š /j
Gotta find a bomb first
The Reaper Levianthan from Subnautica. I am doomed, and a lot.
No no hold on, it doesn't specify *where* you're fighting them so you could get some good sushi in the end
Harpoon the Bastard
Hoyt from far cry 3. I'm dead
My last boss fight was vaas
Lady Dimitrescu. š
"Rest while you can, because I will hunt you, and I will break you!"
Do your worst!
She would be hiding from meš
*unzips pants*
This could be interesting, I just beat Moreau, yours at least feels like there may be a small up side.
Dude... there are worse ways to go *wink*
Death by snu snu
Senator Armstrong Iām fucking screwed ššš
Just vote for him, problem solved.
Just don't think he's batshit insane, and you'll be fine.
NANOMACHINES, SON!
They harden in response to physical trauma!
You canāt hurt me, Jack!
What did i just say?
āMaking the mother of all omelettes here Jack, we canāt fret over every egg.ā
I have Sam. Weāre super fucked
Fuck yeah, Iām so glad I restarted Punch-Out for the Wii and had to go take a little break to grab some dinner after beating his ass. Glass Joe is not safe š
Dudeās still a trained(?) boxer. Iām not a fit man. I could probably take him with a weapon, but damn, itās embarrassing to hypothetically lose to glass Joe. I think this is the push I need to go back to the gym, honestly.
I mean Bear Hugger isn't in great shape either and he'd crack glass jaw.
That dude works for a living. His limbs can haul his half ton ass, and chop down trees. I stock shelves. The only competition Iād beat him in is a foot race. Bear hugger kills either of us in less than 9 punches
Do you see his bear hugs? Bro is slow, but if you even get hit once, youāre definitely not making it out alive
This was not the hard truth I was ready for
Elden beastš
You got this Bring bug sprayšš½
Nah, I'd win
The doom hunter š
Just circle strafe
Just ice bomb and punch him.
Ah fuck Im about to do Ancient Gods part 2 How am I going to fight Satan himself?
Scarab from odst
Blow out it's knees, hop on board, punch shield and flesh. From a regular human viewpoint, impossible. I haven't played odst since 09. That game was great.
The soundtrack is phenomenal. Marty always does a good job.
Hugo Kupka I think "fucked" is the understatement of the century.
It's ok, just call upon the power of Ifrit
I recently finished building the launch site in Construction Simulator 22. I think the only thing that would do me in is my megalophobia.
foreskin duoā¦
I wonder what this comment Looks like If you havent Heard of Elden Ring
I would assume a game with some already established crude humor. Maybe one of the South Park games or something
I am currently stuck here. Wasnāt expecting this fight, no grace close by. I hate these assholes.
Crota...
I hope you brought a sword...
Crota taken deez nutz
I have to fight Ayre I'm just lying down and praying she lets me live at that point
I have to fight Walter Guess i'll die
You gotta win, For Ayre
BFB from Bloons TD 6. It's gonna float at me. MENACINGLY.
I just fought Adam Smasher. Iām dead.
For a sec I thought you wrote Adam Sandler.
āI gotta fight Adam Sandler, Iām dead.ā
Minthara, Baldur's Gate 3 - I'm totally fine being fucked by her.
Now that I think about it, I think this is mine as well. I fought her like a week ago, but I've been facing a pretty big drought of bosses and mini-bosses in the games I have been playing so that, and spending two hours looting the goblin camp
Uhh...... In which way?
Any interpretation is fine with me.
My masochism senosor is tingling
All you gotta do is kill a bunch of childrenā¦ā¦.. totally worth it
Damn u got lucky, last fight i did was the creepy doctor dude in the shadow cursed lands
I'm fighting Asgore, and if he doesn't need a human soul, things will work out pretty good for me.
Asgore loses to a child with a stick and a bandage, youāre good.
Adam smasher.I am dead.
Dead...if you are lucky.
Shelob the giant spider from the lord of the rings... But the Lego version. If it's scaled up to my size I'm fucked, if it's actually the size of the Lego model, I got this one in the bag.
Just be sure to wear shoes.
With very sharp Cleets
A glintstone dragon from elden ring.
King of Puppets from Lies of Pā¦
Iām also playing Lies of P, Iād probably be fucked up by the first puppet you see
I just played xenoverse 2 Iām dead no matter who I fight
Owl Father :(
Wait, is that... SANS UNDERTALE?
Couple of B1's from Jedi: Survivor
Rick the door technician
You realise that pretty much every boss/mini boss in a video game is going to wreck the average person's ass? It's obvious.
what if you were playing Pikmin? good to go.
bg1 sarevok
Gruz Mother from Hollow Knight. I'm pretty sure I could win by accident.
Aren't they like bugs, wouldn't they be the size of your pinkie toe in real life
Warden from Gears 5. Yeah. Iām fucked.
Jesus at least the other ones on this list would be quick. Any gears boss is gonna beat you to death with your own limb
āSomeone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!ā Fuck.
Shouki no Kami, from Genshin Impact. ....I'm fucked. Very fucked.
Hmm, I'm not going to spoil it. But I just finished Ghost of Tsushima last night, and if you know the last person who you fight in it at the end, you understand as someone with absolutely no combat training or know how to use any type of weapon, I'm pretty fucked.
Bro is getting absolutely murdered UNLESS hear me out āgunā
Orin the Red Itāsā¦ gonna be a bad time.
The dark souls boss after the first stormveil one
I dont think i could beat the entirety of England solo so im dead lmao. Context:I played Europa Universalis 4 last
Brain of Cthulhu...Oh hell naw
A Bile Titanā¦
There are two ways this could go: Sans Undertale destroys me or Sans doesn't care enough to fight me.
Minecraft wardenš
Well, pretty sure Raphael would kick the real me's ass.
Warhawk from Twisted Metal Black. Fuck.
might as well let benjamin attack
Dodoria, yea pretty sure even Frieza Footsoldier K would destroy me.
Damn.. bile titan
The Nameless King... Well fuck me I guess. Got to deal with his Stormdrake dragon as well!
Plasudisax, I'm toast
That berserker king from God of War...
Kulu Ya-Ku. Good thing I have an athletic enough build to mimic Hunter movements and have its attack patterns memorized.
Fuuuuuck.... i literally just beat raphael in baulders gate 3. Im dead immediately and spending the rest of eternity in the hells
zeus in fortnite oh fuck
Troll. Ain't hit the gym in a minute, sooo...
I defeated Witches of Hemwick whereas my wife defeated Cleric Beast
The final boss of Serious Sam 1....damn..
Iāll be damned if you think imma fight Mendez, that mf is nasty.
Thank God I only have to fight a half dead Sovereign. Though for a guy who's gotten his ass kicked twice, then set on fire and jumped from a burning ship he's a pretty irritating dude.
Join the serpent king, as familyā¦ Together, we shall devour the very gods! I donāt think Iām going to survive Rykard but oh well! Wish me luck
Grym would melt me down, but I could just grab the armour and run.
Ifrit from FFXIV. He'll breathe on me once, and then I'll be happy for the rest of my life.
Lord of Cinder, Dark souls three. Im fucked.
Odin from GoW
Joja Corporation
Godfrey from Elden Ring. Itās so over
Mohg from elden ring, brother I'm getting eviscerated.
I have to fight zeusš
The collector. I'm totally fucked
Vampire Lord Cazdor from BG3 as of 10 minutes ago so im a goner
Fuck itās Vergil, at least itās him fromĀ 3 not 5 if that makes it any betterĀ