this isn't the full video.
she says 'boys have to do that' because if it touches the water it hurts.
and it's been edited to put all the dad arguments in a series, when in reality they were not
https://www.tiktok.com/@megba1413/video/7191177696221629742?is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7195480849944036869
Why should she? She will get custody and money in a divorce regardless of how shitty or good of a person she is.
In a marriage the wife has zero risk. In the event of divorce, which she can instigate at any moment, she stands to gain not lose.
Lol what..... What is all of this.. I was just stating that I like that she posted this even though her kids are bagging on her hygiene vs dads (even though it's probably dramatic)
Hopefully the kids stumbled into this conversation themselves naturally. When i was a kid and the conversation was me explaining the reasons why i would want to live with one parent or the other, it ended up being a preview for a few months later when my mom moved out suddenly....
Well, they're literally toddlers, so accent isn't *as* established yet.
But the voice patterns they're starting to develop remind me of northeast US English.
yo, night time half asleep lights off sitting down to pee, is much more relaxing than turning on a light to aim and my eyes hurt from the almost pure darkness to bright ass LEDs
I donāt, my 8 year old boys donāt. Itās caused some havoc at the airport urinals though.
When my father in law visits you can tell by the URINE EVERYWHERE.
I used to be a standing sprinkler as well, it then took me exactly one singular video depicting what effect that had using a coloured liquid being poured into a loo through an object that simulates the male waste and reproductive material delivery system to convince me never to even think about doing it standing up ever again unless itās a public bathroom that has no wall urinals.
Be careful, this dude also said that and got lots of downvotes https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1dm2ipk/adorable_kids_debate_if_mommy_is_better_than_daddy/l9sx4v1/
Guys, Iām not the one who said it, Iām just making them aware of the other comment, no need to get upset with me lol.
I generally like sitting down but there is one gripe. Toilet bowls are always designed for women and almost never for men. Penis touching the bowl because there is no space is supremely sucky and can actually lead to (minor) spraying too.
Truly equal toilet bowls are either the American huge water salad bowls or have juuust a bit of extra room for the penis in front.
FYI itās a child. A child said that. All the adults know thatās not true. Itās cute and funny, because itās wrong and a child said it in an adorable way.
One advantage of being a 'grower'. If you feel like sitting for some reason (extremely exhausted, sick etc), you probably don't have to worry about getting your dick in the toilet water.
I am amazed how eloquent these kids are for their age.
Talking to one's kids like they're adults does wonders.
Listening to them. Don't finish their sentences. Let them work it out. source: I am dad.
Well I don't like that you pee.. standing up!
We all have our faults I guess.
I don't either kid š
That kid said dad showers more than mom lmao
I shower more than my wife precisely *because* I stink more than her.
Imma be generous and think that dad goes to the gym and showers after.
I think mom probably takes baths
And he brushes his teeth in the morning. His only fault is that he's peeing standing up, but it's ok because boys have to do that.
Once in the morning to be clean and ready for work, once at night because it is the best time to reflect on the day.
Shows you just how trashy that mom is
this isn't the full video. she says 'boys have to do that' because if it touches the water it hurts. and it's been edited to put all the dad arguments in a series, when in reality they were not https://www.tiktok.com/@megba1413/video/7191177696221629742?is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7195480849944036869
I mean, it still looks worse for the mom š
Yet Mom posts it cause doesn't give a shit lol
Why should she? She will get custody and money in a divorce regardless of how shitty or good of a person she is. In a marriage the wife has zero risk. In the event of divorce, which she can instigate at any moment, she stands to gain not lose.
Lol what..... What is all of this.. I was just stating that I like that she posted this even though her kids are bagging on her hygiene vs dads (even though it's probably dramatic)
Damn, you misogynists really be trying to convince the world that women do nothing but scheming and plotting. Smh
What divorce?
lol gold.
Never fails to elicit a good laugh. Eternally funny.
This is child home video gold.
Hopefully the kids stumbled into this conversation themselves naturally. When i was a kid and the conversation was me explaining the reasons why i would want to live with one parent or the other, it ended up being a preview for a few months later when my mom moved out suddenly....
Props to the stinky mum just taking that without comment. Now go shower lady!
What accent is this? Its not quite neutral american, and I'm aussie so I can't place it
Well, they're literally toddlers, so accent isn't *as* established yet. But the voice patterns they're starting to develop remind me of northeast US English.
Northeast? thankyou!
You can hear it when she says "pawwwkk".
Boys donāt have to pee standing up
And girls don't have to pee sitting downĀ
You are not allowed to use the bathroom at my place if you do this. Do this in your own bathroom.
yo, night time half asleep lights off sitting down to pee, is much more relaxing than turning on a light to aim and my eyes hurt from the almost pure darkness to bright ass LEDs
I keep a nightlight in my bathroom for this reason. Get the kind that only turns on when it's dark.
I donāt, my 8 year old boys donāt. Itās caused some havoc at the airport urinals though. When my father in law visits you can tell by the URINE EVERYWHERE.
I used to be a standing sprinkler as well, it then took me exactly one singular video depicting what effect that had using a coloured liquid being poured into a loo through an object that simulates the male waste and reproductive material delivery system to convince me never to even think about doing it standing up ever again unless itās a public bathroom that has no wall urinals.
Yeah, unless it's like filthy and I desperately have to go, no thanks. Rather just sit down. It's more comfortable anyway.
Be careful, this dude also said that and got lots of downvotes https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1dm2ipk/adorable_kids_debate_if_mommy_is_better_than_daddy/l9sx4v1/ Guys, Iām not the one who said it, Iām just making them aware of the other comment, no need to get upset with me lol.
Calling men peeing standing up āmachismo bullshitā is literally insane.
Peeing standing up is fine, but saying men HAVE to pee standing up is indeed machismo bullshit.
I generally like sitting down but there is one gripe. Toilet bowls are always designed for women and almost never for men. Penis touching the bowl because there is no space is supremely sucky and can actually lead to (minor) spraying too. Truly equal toilet bowls are either the American huge water salad bowls or have juuust a bit of extra room for the penis in front.
Well.. I didnāt say that lol. I was linking to someone else comment to warn them they might get downvoted.
Oh fuck, he got down voted?!?
If you're afraid of being downvoted to oblivion, reddit is not the place to be.
Accents totally different. If it's real so cute.
This is why mommy's sometimes drive cars into the river. Now who's stinky?
Well, that escalated quickly!
Moms are always better than dads. Full disclosure: I'm a dad.
Maybe mom should take the kids away from you.
Well, mom is still with me so what are you talking about?
Maybe you arenāt giving yourself credit for being a great dad then. Your comment felt like some weird self hatred.
No, boys don't have to stand, that's machismo bullshit.
Fuckin machismo toddlers I swear
This kid probably whistles at women when they walk by the construction site where he works.
Friggin animals! Toddlers should be illegal.
What? The attitude and the idea is, not the kid.
reddit moment, its just kids being silly
I'm not blaming the kid.
THIS is your negative comment on this most adorable video? Smh
What about it?
Absolutely nothing. Keep being you, Iām sure it will work out perfectly and lead to absolute happiness for yourself and everyone around you
Oh come off it. You know there miserable, thatās why they left the original comment.
FYI itās a child. A child said that. All the adults know thatās not true. Itās cute and funny, because itās wrong and a child said it in an adorable way.
What? Every dude that stands to pee is doing it for āmachismoā reasons? Maybe I just like the convenience?
There's nothing machismo about it. Why add an extra step to the process AND sit on a cold seat if I don't have to?
I donāt agree that itās machismo, but I sit at home - prevents splashing to the floor, which someone has to clean up.
Gotta love getting downvoted for saying that. I really don't get why some men make such a big damn deal about it.
Oh boy I shore do love putting my dick in the water every time I sit down to pee
Oh, look at Mr Horsecock here everyone !
Nothing impressive. But it happens
My balls hit the water šµāš«
My hemorrhoids do. How about that?! OK, yeah, maybe I should see a doctor, but still...
My hero
O look at you Mr Mandingo just bragging about your monster dong
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Weāll look at you Mr average making all us shrimp dick mother fuckers feeling self conscious over here
You have never sat on a toilet before in your life to be able to say this genuinely
Hey I don't know where you're from but I've lived in the US and Europe and the US has significantly more water in their toilets.
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You must have either a broken toilet or a broken penis
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I do
I do
One advantage of being a 'grower'. If you feel like sitting for some reason (extremely exhausted, sick etc), you probably don't have to worry about getting your dick in the toilet water.
Nothing will evoke a man's fear more than his dick hitting the water in a public toilet
Idk, my tip kissing the rim of the bowl is pretty terrifying too.
I first read that as "my lip."
Not sure how Iād end up in that situation, but yeah, I certainly wouldnāt want that either.
You speak the True-True.
Lmao nice try
Uhuh. Sure.
To be fair, the mom was taking them to their first trans library reading session