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truemad

I am amazed how eloquent these kids are for their age.


RsonW

Talking to one's kids like they're adults does wonders.


binarypie

Listening to them. Don't finish their sentences. Let them work it out. source: I am dad.


mista-sparkle

Well I don't like that you pee.. standing up!


binarypie

We all have our faults I guess.


Ottoguynofeelya

I don't either kid šŸ˜­


Givemeurhats

That kid said dad showers more than mom lmao


slamdanceswithwolves

I shower more than my wife precisely *because* I stink more than her.


lct51657

Imma be generous and think that dad goes to the gym and showers after.


wthulhu

I think mom probably takes baths


alpacafox

And he brushes his teeth in the morning. His only fault is that he's peeing standing up, but it's ok because boys have to do that.


bestjakeisbest

Once in the morning to be clean and ready for work, once at night because it is the best time to reflect on the day.


DrMokhtar

Shows you just how trashy that mom is


Chaetomius

this isn't the full video. she says 'boys have to do that' because if it touches the water it hurts. and it's been edited to put all the dad arguments in a series, when in reality they were not https://www.tiktok.com/@megba1413/video/7191177696221629742?is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7195480849944036869


sk3pt1c

I mean, it still looks worse for the mom šŸ˜…


50SPFGANG

Yet Mom posts it cause doesn't give a shit lol


nuck_forte_dame

Why should she? She will get custody and money in a divorce regardless of how shitty or good of a person she is. In a marriage the wife has zero risk. In the event of divorce, which she can instigate at any moment, she stands to gain not lose.


50SPFGANG

Lol what..... What is all of this.. I was just stating that I like that she posted this even though her kids are bagging on her hygiene vs dads (even though it's probably dramatic)


Chaetomius

Damn, you misogynists really be trying to convince the world that women do nothing but scheming and plotting. Smh


PageFault

What divorce?


NiZZiM

lol gold.


NorthCoastToast

Never fails to elicit a good laugh. Eternally funny.


SchismZero

This is child home video gold.


cereal7802

Hopefully the kids stumbled into this conversation themselves naturally. When i was a kid and the conversation was me explaining the reasons why i would want to live with one parent or the other, it ended up being a preview for a few months later when my mom moved out suddenly....


ShySharer

Props to the stinky mum just taking that without comment. Now go shower lady!


philmarcracken

What accent is this? Its not quite neutral american, and I'm aussie so I can't place it


RsonW

Well, they're literally toddlers, so accent isn't *as* established yet. But the voice patterns they're starting to develop remind me of northeast US English.


philmarcracken

Northeast? thankyou!


NorthCoastToast

You can hear it when she says "pawwwkk".


Initial_E

Boys donā€™t have to pee standing up


KindlyBullfrog8

And girls don't have to pee sitting downĀ 


yeastblood

You are not allowed to use the bathroom at my place if you do this. Do this in your own bathroom.


Stickel

yo, night time half asleep lights off sitting down to pee, is much more relaxing than turning on a light to aim and my eyes hurt from the almost pure darkness to bright ass LEDs


xHugo_Stiglitzx

I keep a nightlight in my bathroom for this reason. Get the kind that only turns on when it's dark.


ygduf

I donā€™t, my 8 year old boys donā€™t. Itā€™s caused some havoc at the airport urinals though. When my father in law visits you can tell by the URINE EVERYWHERE.


Falonefal

I used to be a standing sprinkler as well, it then took me exactly one singular video depicting what effect that had using a coloured liquid being poured into a loo through an object that simulates the male waste and reproductive material delivery system to convince me never to even think about doing it standing up ever again unless itā€™s a public bathroom that has no wall urinals.


Rhellic

Yeah, unless it's like filthy and I desperately have to go, no thanks. Rather just sit down. It's more comfortable anyway.


kzzzo3

Be careful, this dude also said that and got lots of downvotes https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1dm2ipk/adorable_kids_debate_if_mommy_is_better_than_daddy/l9sx4v1/ Guys, Iā€™m not the one who said it, Iā€™m just making them aware of the other comment, no need to get upset with me lol.


sublliminali

Calling men peeing standing up ā€˜machismo bullshitā€™ is literally insane.


heshKesh

Peeing standing up is fine, but saying men HAVE to pee standing up is indeed machismo bullshit.


Beliriel

I generally like sitting down but there is one gripe. Toilet bowls are always designed for women and almost never for men. Penis touching the bowl because there is no space is supremely sucky and can actually lead to (minor) spraying too. Truly equal toilet bowls are either the American huge water salad bowls or have juuust a bit of extra room for the penis in front.


kzzzo3

Well.. I didnā€™t say that lol. I was linking to someone else comment to warn them they might get downvoted.


scarr09

Oh fuck, he got down voted?!?


husky430

If you're afraid of being downvoted to oblivion, reddit is not the place to be.


Funny_Drummer_9794

Accents totally different. If it's real so cute.


Pasivite

This is why mommy's sometimes drive cars into the river. Now who's stinky?


daddioz

Well, that escalated quickly!


Pirat

Moms are always better than dads. Full disclosure: I'm a dad.


Whitechix

Maybe mom should take the kids away from you.


Pirat

Well, mom is still with me so what are you talking about?


Whitechix

Maybe you arenā€™t giving yourself credit for being a great dad then. Your comment felt like some weird self hatred.


svullenballe

No, boys don't have to stand, that's machismo bullshit.


Shapes_in_Clouds

Fuckin machismo toddlers I swear


slamdanceswithwolves

This kid probably whistles at women when they walk by the construction site where he works.


EatsYourShorts

Friggin animals! Toddlers should be illegal.


svullenballe

What? The attitude and the idea is, not the kid.


No-Stop641

reddit moment, its just kids being silly


svullenballe

I'm not blaming the kid.


Hurfnahur

THIS is your negative comment on this most adorable video? Smh


svullenballe

What about it?


Hurfnahur

Absolutely nothing. Keep being you, Iā€™m sure it will work out perfectly and lead to absolute happiness for yourself and everyone around you


takeitinblood3

Oh come off it. You know there miserable, thatā€™s why they left the original comment.


lock_ed

FYI itā€™s a child. A child said that. All the adults know thatā€™s not true. Itā€™s cute and funny, because itā€™s wrong and a child said it in an adorable way.


gaqua

What? Every dude that stands to pee is doing it for ā€œmachismoā€ reasons? Maybe I just like the convenience?


litlron

There's nothing machismo about it. Why add an extra step to the process AND sit on a cold seat if I don't have to?


macrumors

I donā€™t agree that itā€™s machismo, but I sit at home - prevents splashing to the floor, which someone has to clean up.


Rhellic

Gotta love getting downvoted for saying that. I really don't get why some men make such a big damn deal about it.


Givemeurhats

Oh boy I shore do love putting my dick in the water every time I sit down to pee


NBplaybud22

Oh, look at Mr Horsecock here everyone !


Givemeurhats

Nothing impressive. But it happens


EducationalProduct

My balls hit the water šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


noobvin

My hemorrhoids do. How about that?! OK, yeah, maybe I should see a doctor, but still...


DangDingleGuy

My hero


dnkyfluffer5

O look at you Mr Mandingo just bragging about your monster dong


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dnkyfluffer5

Weā€™ll look at you Mr average making all us shrimp dick mother fuckers feeling self conscious over here


wotown

You have never sat on a toilet before in your life to be able to say this genuinely


fabezz

Hey I don't know where you're from but I've lived in the US and Europe and the US has significantly more water in their toilets.


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wotown

You must have either a broken toilet or a broken penis


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noobtablet9

I do


okay_then_

I do


Mudders_Milk_Man

One advantage of being a 'grower'. If you feel like sitting for some reason (extremely exhausted, sick etc), you probably don't have to worry about getting your dick in the toilet water.


Givemeurhats

Nothing will evoke a man's fear more than his dick hitting the water in a public toilet


Morningxafter

Idk, my tip kissing the rim of the bowl is pretty terrifying too.


President_Calhoun

I first read that as "my lip."


Morningxafter

Not sure how Iā€™d end up in that situation, but yeah, I certainly wouldnā€™t want that either.


Mudders_Milk_Man

You speak the True-True.


svullenballe

Lmao nice try


Rhellic

Uhuh. Sure.


DrMokhtar

To be fair, the mom was taking them to their first trans library reading session