Man, I couldn’t imagine losing my life saving and then going to Reddit to post over here to get Nelson laughed at. Whatever gets you hard though I guess
The duality of man 
>I couldn’t imagine losing my life saving and then going to Reddit to post over here to get Nelson laughed at.
There's no need to imagine it at all. Go ahead and drop your life savings into 0 DTEs and post up the loss porn and we can Nelson laugh at you too.
I couldn't imagine betting my life's savings on anything.
anyone ever see lucky number Slevin? the guy that gets the tip on the juiced horse and bets his poor families 20grand and then the horse gets injured during the race?
or were all of you just staring at the screen chanting ONE OF US, ONE OF US!
It's much easier to do when you spend most of your life not having savings. When you get some, going back to 0 doesn't feel like a big loss because you've been there before.
Use this as a teaching moment for yourself. Don’t do it again. You can’t get rich playing 0dte. The green posts on here are the absolute exception to the rule.
True. 6DTE at least gives you some time to hope that theta won't fuck you to death; 0DTEs are called FDs for a reason (or at least they used to be, haven't seen that term used here in a while.)
Worst advice, you don't have an edge over the market, that means that any trade you make has you at a slight disadvantage. So making many many trades will consistently lose you money.
Make a few large investments in safe ETF's, then gamble with whatever you are comfortable losing.
That makes no sense, if you have a real edge and are consistently making money then there is no reason to play small. Then you play as big as you can afford wrt negative tail risk, and you would sit on many millions in no time.
You know who does that? The algorithms of the big guys, they play each other, and anyone else, for that tiny edge until it is so thin no human can access it anymore.
You can have an advantage, but you can only have it for a small amount of money, on a small part of the market, and for a short amount of time. You can't have it consistently over a long period or you would be the richest person in the world in no-time.
You're right. Though there is obviously insider trading, and algos in combination with a S tier trader... But Dune tells us machines are tools and detrimental to man if given too much power.
Those with access to mega wealth are all fighting each other and making insane gambles as we see in 1995 when Nick Leeson lost through YOLOs and other insane gambling $1.4 billy of Baring Bank's money. It was one of the oldest banks in the world, being founded in 1762. After Leeson it collapsed and was bought for £1 by ING.
Stop loss is another trick by brokers to fuck you.
They see your orders and take your money.
Price goes down in a sec hits your stop loss then returns back to normal.
You seem new at this…
Everyone out here to fuck you and your money.
Literally seen it happen 100 times lol there's a post in this sub with some regard whining about that every other day, stop losses on options are better for losing money than "protecting" money on options. Shares are a different story, but those are boring anyway.
Well you have 1 day left !! Buiuuuuuuut tomm gonna be GREEN as FUK !! And why the FUK would you be buying puts after the markets were down 7 days in a row ???
It’s actually a good thing to learn when you don’t have a shit load of money to lose. Some of these people are making this mistake with a quarter to half million
That’s like having a STRAP of Hundo’s and just sitting them on the hood of your car and driving off, and 35 minns later looking around your front seat for them !!!
Sometimes I imagine a wsb escort service paid by daily winners to help daily losers from $LEDGE leaps
Sometimes.
Not now. Now I imagine taking a vacation instead of yeeting on the apocalypse
Don’t feel too bad, your quality of life didn’t really change that much in retrospect. 10k ain’t that bad all things considered.
Perhaps just do safer ETF’s from now on
I just started investing about 4 years ago and I’m already at 50k so I’m curious how long it took to get to 10k I’m up about 70% . at one point was up to 90k so goes the market. I have two accounts one for risk (options and margin)and one for long term but all stocks and crypto.
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Or just a kid that has plenty of time to build up a new life savings to lose again 
9400 bucks? Thise are rookie numbers. Good thing OP is only gambling with small quantities. Just imagine if he stumbled across a few hundred grand!
ZeroDayExpiry. The username tells all.
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Man, I couldn’t imagine losing my life saving and then going to Reddit to post over here to get Nelson laughed at. Whatever gets you hard though I guess
His life savings was 10k
He could be 20 for all we know. I didn’t personally break the 10k in my retirement till I was 30
Well he hasn't really lived much to worry about this, then. Seems to have been the same sentiment when he started gambling with it.
I get it. I'm in the same boat. It's just weird to call 10k your life savings.
Shit man I’m sure there are a lot of people with a lot less than that
65% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, I bet a lot of those have 0 savings whatsoever
The duality of man 
>I couldn’t imagine losing my life saving and then going to Reddit to post over here to get Nelson laughed at. There's no need to imagine it at all. Go ahead and drop your life savings into 0 DTEs and post up the loss porn and we can Nelson laugh at you too.
Spoken like a true poor.
I couldn't imagine betting my life's savings on anything. anyone ever see lucky number Slevin? the guy that gets the tip on the juiced horse and bets his poor families 20grand and then the horse gets injured during the race? or were all of you just staring at the screen chanting ONE OF US, ONE OF US!
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It's much easier to do when you spend most of your life not having savings. When you get some, going back to 0 doesn't feel like a big loss because you've been there before.
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOO- I apologize for my outburst.
This sub is about 80% loss porn so what do you expect here?
Use this as a teaching moment for yourself. Don’t do it again. You can’t get rich playing 0dte. The green posts on here are the absolute exception to the rule.
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You can but you have to not be regarded
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In my head this just means pull the trigger five times
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1dte is better 😁
True. 6DTE at least gives you some time to hope that theta won't fuck you to death; 0DTEs are called FDs for a reason (or at least they used to be, haven't seen that term used here in a while.)
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Worst advice, you don't have an edge over the market, that means that any trade you make has you at a slight disadvantage. So making many many trades will consistently lose you money. Make a few large investments in safe ETF's, then gamble with whatever you are comfortable losing.
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That makes no sense, if you have a real edge and are consistently making money then there is no reason to play small. Then you play as big as you can afford wrt negative tail risk, and you would sit on many millions in no time. You know who does that? The algorithms of the big guys, they play each other, and anyone else, for that tiny edge until it is so thin no human can access it anymore. You can have an advantage, but you can only have it for a small amount of money, on a small part of the market, and for a short amount of time. You can't have it consistently over a long period or you would be the richest person in the world in no-time.
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No you don’t.
Yeah and I'm Warren Buffett
You're right. Though there is obviously insider trading, and algos in combination with a S tier trader... But Dune tells us machines are tools and detrimental to man if given too much power. Those with access to mega wealth are all fighting each other and making insane gambles as we see in 1995 when Nick Leeson lost through YOLOs and other insane gambling $1.4 billy of Baring Bank's money. It was one of the oldest banks in the world, being founded in 1762. After Leeson it collapsed and was bought for £1 by ING.
Your edge is your knowledge.
Uggh then these are terrible odds
You’d be surprised at how slow the market / general public is.
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So your risk management is 1:1? That's piss poor advice man.
Better than being old and poor like you are 🙃
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Or just stick to stocks less risk
On the bright side, your life savings was only $10,000! Wait…. Thats not the bright side…
Why is everyone here saying 10k is small. Depends entirely on how old the person is and what kind of circumstances in life he has.
Depends on how old they are
Being poor Pros: Poor, no money to lose! Cons: Poor, VM will probably make fun of you :(
Why doesn’t anyone here use stop losses?
Yeah once you learn it’s bull market, get out
wtf is that
Because when you sell it becomes a 10 bagger at your loss.
They tried to shake me off today, had to keep lowering stop loss. Literally dropped $100 profit to 0 then up to $150 profit in 3 mins
stop loss are for quitters hodl!
Stop loss is another trick by brokers to fuck you. They see your orders and take your money. Price goes down in a sec hits your stop loss then returns back to normal. You seem new at this… Everyone out here to fuck you and your money.
Literally seen it happen 100 times lol there's a post in this sub with some regard whining about that every other day, stop losses on options are better for losing money than "protecting" money on options. Shares are a different story, but those are boring anyway.
Because 99% SL will hit
On options contracts? Pfftttt
Well you have 1 day left !! Buiuuuuuuut tomm gonna be GREEN as FUK !! And why the FUK would you be buying puts after the markets were down 7 days in a row ???
I thought so to but they're April 23rd, 2024, not April 24 (today). They expired worthless yesterday.
Op and 10 other regards can't even read numbers.
He’s a baccarat player
 newbie account 
Ouch 
Never bet against America 🇺🇸 
I’m really sorry man, don’t be too hard on yourself, it happens to most retail traders unfortunately.
That person has the intellectual capacity of a cold cut.
Ironic considering what subreddit this is. Combined we have the IQ of a McChicken
One tendy each.
Better to lose a life savings of $9k than $100k. Take this as a lesson learned. Won’t take you long to make $9k back.
It took him his whole life to make the $9k
Yeah but dude’s probably like 19-20(hopefully). So ‘whole life’ is probably like his part time job he got at 16-now.
True, either way this is a lesson in not gambling with money you can’t afford to lose!
Why did you gamble your life savings on 1dtes… how old are you man? You’ll be okay start saving again and play smarter
It’s actually a good thing to learn when you don’t have a shit load of money to lose. Some of these people are making this mistake with a quarter to half million
what is the meaning to bet on SP500 OTM call? Are you US president?
Look on the bright side. At least you learned the following lesson:
Honestly, if you weren't being a gay bear, you'd be rich right now.
With 10k i will never bet more than 100$ on 0dte
Must be tough to be 🐻
Dam bro. Go all degen on SPX puts after a 253 point drop last week !! Where were last Monday ???
Also on a 1 day play !!!
That’s like having a STRAP of Hundo’s and just sitting them on the hood of your car and driving off, and 35 minns later looking around your front seat for them !!!
Sometimes I imagine a wsb escort service paid by daily winners to help daily losers from $LEDGE leaps Sometimes. Not now. Now I imagine taking a vacation instead of yeeting on the apocalypse
first time?
😂😂
Well I've seen $15 turn to 8k so you'll pull through one day. Always one pull away
Got damn when did you bought them 😂 no way you bought after the dip did you not see the V recovery shit ripping booties
That's rough.. but why tf you gambling with your life savings?
Idiot
Should’ve waited a week to take those puts
Here, have 10 stacks
I saved up 10k by eating only ramen and not going out or doing anything for about a year. then I got robbed by my now ex. fun times.
It was only 9k. If you live in the US that's less than you'd make actually working at Wendy's. Not even behind the dumpster... but behind the counter.
How the poor stay entertained.
But the S&P 500 isn’t down 99%?? It also rebounded the last few days…
Hopefully your family has money
Get fucked
Your life savings is $10k? That wasn't gonna make much difference anyways.
Hahahahaha nice job lmao
Well at least you had almost nothing to begin with so actually not too bad?!
Just buy calls next time
It wasn’t much of a life anyway if your life savings is 9k
What a silly decision... Just gamble better
Looks like revenge trading to me. Just follow the crowd (the chart) next time
Stay away from options
gg
Look at it this way, you needed a better career anyways if 10k was your life savings
Oh no!
Not sure this L is on losing those bets or the fact that your life savings is only worth 10 stacks
I wipe my ass with $10,000 and I work at Wendys. I guess we'll be seeing each other soon ;)
I lost your life saving too! Nice work!
You should’ve been happy that you didn’t lost your life along with it though 💐
try and get a loan and jump right back into it! you got this!!!
Don’t feel too bad, your quality of life didn’t really change that much in retrospect. 10k ain’t that bad all things considered. Perhaps just do safer ETF’s from now on
You and I both need to learn to dump losers much quicker 😭 I feel your pain
You can easily earn this back working behind Wendy’s this weekend.
I’m down 150 bucks today and this made me feel a little better
I hope you are a young person
9k was your life savings? I think that was the problem to begin with 🙂↕️
Gotta be tough if you're gonna be dumb
You’re late for your Wendy’s shift
You might have to come up with a better story when you'll need to explain this to your wife's boyfriend.
10k in life savings so I guess your situation didn’t change much at all? Only up from here 
No, you just donated your life savings to a hedge fund manager.
is 9k your life savings?
you've got a lot more problems in life if 9400 is your life savings
Don't tell your wife, or her boyfriend. Just try to make the money back in the next few months, with double or nothing bets.
How does this happen?...
Putting your life savings on an option trade probably not the best way to go. Maybe save your allowance for a few weeks and try again
I just started investing about 4 years ago and I’m already at 50k so I’m curious how long it took to get to 10k I’m up about 70% . at one point was up to 90k so goes the market. I have two accounts one for risk (options and margin)and one for long term but all stocks and crypto.
0 risk management
Good man
Oh fuck yes im almost there keep going
YOLO
Never and I mean never buy puts on the 500 index ever again in your life.
nice work
Whyd you post your bank account everyday this week
Typical bear. 9k LMAO walk it off
You can scrape up another 10k in a few months, less if you have a big boy job
How is that “life savings”
Bets life savings in puts after the market sells off for 6 days in a row
Ooooooppppppsssyyy!!!
That is nothing. You shouldn't be gambling until you have at least 100K in the bank earned the honest way.
Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.
Cmon dude only 10k for life savings? Thats my monthly take home that I blow on options.