im just getting to 8.3 and my goodness the pain of landing multiple good hits and only getting an assist or getting killed because gayjoob cant figure out how to make Britain functional
In times when gods walked on land, dragons flew in the skies and MBT/KPZ-70 was a top-tier tank, you could get a single random one for free (if you bought them, you got 5 of the same kind immidiately) by endlessly grinding for a month or two. This is how I got 3 absolutely-not-matching-in-any-environment bushes that I pasteā¦ somewhere on my tanks in hopes of them resembling a visual bug.
Yea when I played 5.7 I was like "well their not the best but manageable and make for bait" then I unlocked the tiger 2 p and holy hell how do the five of them not see the whole team pass literally right in front of them and then they die and I'm left to face a 5v1 if I'm lucky.
They are something else I swear, I'd take no team over them because at a minimum I know I'm not getting rammed when taking a shot
Yeah my first game we got flanked by an m18 whilst I was mid-repair, I marked him with my mg but somehow he was able to kill me+8 of my teammates none of them ever realized he was there. I watched it all since I was fully disabled until the a t34 finished me off.
I always try to make it look somewhat "realistic" but yeah it never really works out like I want it to.. gay chin should give us camo nettings like all the newer high tier premiums have
Why is one or two bushes fine? It's literally the same. It doesn't matter if you spent 10 or 100 bucks on bushes, you will always have an advantage over a non bush user.
Had a match before where I saw movement in the bushes and by reflex fired a 152 mm HE shell ( Object 292) at it. It was a fully bushed up L3 and I never felt so bad before :(
Step 1: buy bushes
Step 2: put them on top of your tank to hide from CAS
step 3: ~~profit~~ barely improve to the point where it isnāt noticeable (maybe?)
If there are no shadows your in the wrong spot any cover around you trees buildings or rocks should be good. Plus thats where you should be anyways since you don't whana be in the open the only times you should be exposed are when moving to cover
Hmm well that explains my manager, As he's always using bushes in game...
Sidenote, What's the opinion of using the pink japanese bush? Not an overly helpful bush unless used on japan.
No, you should just lose more so that your battle rating gets reduced. As a good war thunder player it is your most sacred duty to win on the broken tanks and lose on the french ones
So I just took a look at it in War Thunder, and it's true that there's a yellow indicator for penetration when the tanks are level with each other. But if the Jumbo is even slightly angled, that yellow very easily turns into a red.
My point being that although yes it's true that the panther has an easier time than most against the jumbo, I'm not talking about the panther specifically. Most tanks aren't going to be able to pen jumbo frontally (none if it's angled). The main issue I'm talking about are bushes, and how easily they can be abused. They're issues for both the jumbo and vidar. But through personal experience (and opinion), the vidar and get fucked up by just about anything, while you're just about fucked if you come across a bush wookied jumbo
thanks for attending my ted talk
I knew it
Damn my tank hair makes me a pedophile š
Itās fine only big fat bald man are pedophiles according to hentai
Does that mean my m4 is a pedo
I guess so
:(
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I will assume satire, but still a cautionary downvote
...i was joking, damn there's a lot of sensitive people in this subreddit. That or they just don't know how to take a damn joke
Thatās just the internet now days. Everyone needs to be offended by something.
Or you are forgetting this is Reddit
I thought about buying them, what kind of therapist will fix me?
Chat can we fix him
Chat castrate him
12000 lb bomb please
The ultimate cock bend test
Never!
A 9mil
A fireing squad
they would recommend playing the British ground tech tree up to 7.7 and no south Africa
Wait, I wasnāt supposed to grind Britain?
im just getting to 8.3 and my goodness the pain of landing multiple good hits and only getting an assist or getting killed because gayjoob cant figure out how to make Britain functional
But South Africa has Ratel to make him suffer, I mean heal him him
Kindergartens here I come
Bush hater detected, post accepted
In times when gods walked on land, dragons flew in the skies and MBT/KPZ-70 was a top-tier tank, you could get a single random one for free (if you bought them, you got 5 of the same kind immidiately) by endlessly grinding for a month or two. This is how I got 3 absolutely-not-matching-in-any-environment bushes that I pasteā¦ somewhere on my tanks in hopes of them resembling a visual bug.
Well hello there, veteran of War Thunder. I salute you.
if the amount correlates to how much of a pedo you are then i love unborn children
I wish you nothing but 6.7 German teammates
Managed to be blind, deaf, paralyzed and have a peanut for a brain is typical
I'll take that over what I normally get
Going through Germany when I moved from 5.7 to 6.7 the teammates somehow got worseā¦
Yea when I played 5.7 I was like "well their not the best but manageable and make for bait" then I unlocked the tiger 2 p and holy hell how do the five of them not see the whole team pass literally right in front of them and then they die and I'm left to face a 5v1 if I'm lucky. They are something else I swear, I'd take no team over them because at a minimum I know I'm not getting rammed when taking a shot
Yeah my first game we got flanked by an m18 whilst I was mid-repair, I marked him with my mg but somehow he was able to kill me+8 of my teammates none of them ever realized he was there. I watched it all since I was fully disabled until the a t34 finished me off.
Become an abortion doctor i guess
So what youāre saying is anyone who doesnāt own a bush is a pedophile
One or two bushes are fine, covering your entire tank in bushes howeverā¦
I always try to make it look somewhat "realistic" but yeah it never really works out like I want it to.. gay chin should give us camo nettings like all the newer high tier premiums have
āGay chinā has to be the funniest autocorrect of Gajin that Iāve ever seen
it was deliberate tho
Even better
like make a few templates based on a base tank model and just paste it everywhere, and nudge it if it doesn't fit that easy
I recently saw a guy camping in a tiger P covered in bushes
Why is one or two bushes fine? It's literally the same. It doesn't matter if you spent 10 or 100 bucks on bushes, you will always have an advantage over a non bush user.
One or two is fine imo because it makes the tank look cool and people will still see you
One or two doesnt hide the entire tank, thats why its better
What if I put them on an L3
Had a match before where I saw movement in the bushes and by reflex fired a 152 mm HE shell ( Object 292) at it. It was a fully bushed up L3 and I never felt so bad before :(
It's still enough to cover weakspots? Saying 2 is fine is just stupid.
Oh no I've covered the top of my m10/Achilles whatever will anyone do
Bush 57
Any amount is pay to win garbage
Hide my cupola and entire Porsche tiger front plate i do
Butā¦ but what about tasteful foliage decor?
If you ain't gardening you don't need a garden that's what I always say
): but my crew needs to grow tomatoes somehow
That explins why i get fucked every time by them cowards
Include bodypillows, at least bushes are tactical (I'm not a bush user, I'm too poor)
WHAT DO WE WATCH BOYS?!
You watch boys? I watch boys too
wait im a pedophile? šš¶š”
Lmao. I never thought "pay to win bush" is a term I'd ever say out loud.
Step 1: buy bushes Step 2: put them on top of your tank to hide from CAS step 3: ~~profit~~ barely improve to the point where it isnāt noticeable (maybe?)
Just hide in shadows for cas if u put them ontop of tank the enemy tank see you from behind any hills or terrain easier
What if thereās no shadows? And I havenāt really found that to be trueā¦
If there are no shadows your in the wrong spot any cover around you trees buildings or rocks should be good. Plus thats where you should be anyways since you don't whana be in the open the only times you should be exposed are when moving to cover
What about maps that just suck, like eastern province and the one Fire Arc map?Ā
Just filter them out there cas wet dream anyways
I can dislike but I donāt have premium so I canāt ban
I like my tank like my women. Bushy
Hmm well that explains my manager, As he's always using bushes in game... Sidenote, What's the opinion of using the pink japanese bush? Not an overly helpful bush unless used on japan.
So, the bushes are after the shrub. Huh, who would have thought.
What can i say, im not allowed within 200 feet of a schoolš¤
ASU-57 players have finaly been outed.
You put foliage on your vics for camouflage. I put foliage on my vics to make them look cool. We are not the same.
Totally not me with my tiger 2 prem with all the bushes on front and only teir 2 tech tree tanks and brought maxed crew
Can French be forgiven to use bushes? Please understand our need ! Have mercy!
No, you should just lose more so that your battle rating gets reduced. As a good war thunder player it is your most sacred duty to win on the broken tanks and lose on the french ones
Does this mean 80% of my tanks make me a pedo?
Especially on jumbos.
VIDARS are much worse, trust me
Videos are bad, but Jumbos tend to be impossible to pen when head on and bush wookied up
If you're playing the Panther you can lolpen the Jumbo's ufp
So I just took a look at it in War Thunder, and it's true that there's a yellow indicator for penetration when the tanks are level with each other. But if the Jumbo is even slightly angled, that yellow very easily turns into a red. My point being that although yes it's true that the panther has an easier time than most against the jumbo, I'm not talking about the panther specifically. Most tanks aren't going to be able to pen jumbo frontally (none if it's angled). The main issue I'm talking about are bushes, and how easily they can be abused. They're issues for both the jumbo and vidar. But through personal experience (and opinion), the vidar and get fucked up by just about anything, while you're just about fucked if you come across a bush wookied jumbo thanks for attending my ted talk
Damn bro I just use jerry cans
As you should
Uh... I'm not guilty I swear..