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If injecting 2 months

Do it all in one go and see the time knife

The time knife, there are no words one must experience it.

What is time knife...

You have to experience itto know.

The time knife knows all

I'm so confused...

Weve all seen it

you know just a knife that cuts time

Much like the poop knife.

Yea yea we've all seen the time knife.

Couldn't agree more

Yeah, we’ve all seen the time knife. Let’s move on.

the time knife. is in all our best interests.

If *smoking*, two months. If I'm making edibles, one month tops.

What about if I continue my rectal ROA?

6 months maybe

Same here, lol.

So a little More than a half a week, that’s about a P

Half a week to smoke a lb I’ve never heard such lies in my life

At that point it’s an addiction

I was thinkin 6-8 months

Def

67 1/2 days

This is very specific lol

Well isnt it always specific if u can say a number🤔

whoa

Ranges are our friends

it's not an estimate, it's a goal 😎

As long as it takes to smoke it all...

it's almost as if that's literally what the post is saying 😭 other than making edibles what else would a normal person do with weed? (non normal being someone who has a setup to make distillate which most ppl don't have)

Wow you’re so edgy 🧐

This comment itself is edgy. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Couple months at least

Give me one night I bet I could smoke all of that(aka smoke like 2 grams and then pass out)

😭😭😭 same

i bet most people could smoke this all, but for people like us we gone fall asleep while rolling the 5th blunt 😂

"Most people" bruh ain't no fuckin way

> i bet most people could smoke this all, I could.....eventually. I'd double vacuum seal it up tho. At my current dosage perhaps several years?

Tbh it’s so easy to smoke way too much even though after a certain point it stops doing anything. I guess it depend on the tool but if I had a 2 inch bowl you’d be able to rip non stop to finish that

Boof it all in one dose

Is that u big-rectum billy?

Rectum?! I hardly knew him.

Largest prison wallet east of the Mississippi by god

Biiiiiiiitch. Stop hahahahha

Had this many buds AND a stupid low tolerance. It took me 8 years.

Wait what?!?! How did you keep the bid from going stale?

Yeah bruh if my homie pulls out the bud and goes "this that eight year pack I was talking about" I'm leaving and smoking my own current dispensary pack

Dawg you telling me you don't want the Dried Fall Leaves pack??

Unfortunately I would have to respectfully pass

The first weed I had was shit my dad had. If I had to guess from the dryness, it had to be about 15 years old. Harsh as shit but since it was my first time I got blazed lol

Funny as hell... those were the best days getting high off any quality weed I wish my tolerance could revert faster

Hell yeah man. Although my dad's shit was ass taste-wise, I'd give anything to be able to enjoy a joint or bowl with him again. Good luck on your t break tho man. You got this.

Hahaha, towards the end I couldn't, but for years it was apples and hydration packs.

Please, tell us more details

About my zero tolerance, or the dry weed I grew and stuck in a jar for 8 years?

I wanna know about the weed, how it’s taste changed, how it’s effect changed, how you were basically connected to it for almost a decade. Idk man it’s just kinda a unique ass experience that I don’t think many people have had

Time for you to get a pound of weed and make time capsules you open yearly. ;) It was a hybrid sativa leaning cross between Ninja fruit and... blueberry I think. Started off very uplifting and almost anxiety inducing. Over time it actually kinda chilled out. The smell was expectedly strong(very berry with a little lemon) and a little fresh cut weed, that mellowed by stayed strong throughout. I rehydrate with apple slices here and there and it stopped it from turning into dust. I'd leave it sealed in a gallon jar and pull out and grind a quarter at a time. Kinda just went how you would assume. It was a sad day when it ran out.

Thank you for sharing, and I’ll have to consider making time capsules but I’d have to get a big harvest to have that much lol

I was running a 12x8 flower room, so I did bring in a lot every 2-3 months. ;)

2 grams has lasted me weeks…I think I’d be okay for the year, at least 😅

Yeah me too, don't really like to smoke fat blunts when I'm by myself so this would last me a long time

How?!! I imagine you weren’t smoking daily?

I smoke daily throughout the evening and go through a couple grams a week. I just take a hit or two when I smoke… and honestly get just as high just as frequently as I did smoking 2-4g/day in college - I just maintain a much lower tolerance now.

Yep, I try to smoke only on weekends to keep tolerance & money spent on the lower side. (Though nothing super strict - just had a couple drags and it’s a Monday!! Lol)

I used to consistently drag a g out over atleast a week mab 2, smoking everyday. A little pipe here n there to help relax and shit lasts forever.

Weeks. That last me 6 hours.

 about 2 weeks

Reading the comments i thought i was the only one who said 2 weeks lol.

Like a year if not longer lol

I own some big ass pots and pans and I have a reaaaaally good grocery store nearby. I have a half-empty freezer. This will be all brownies in 2-3 hours.

One joint

must be one big ass joint


Just watched Total Recall a few days ago. Such a good movie.

At least a year probably two

2 Months Mabye three

Yeah same. And I know I’d smoke more just cause I had it around

Do I get them for free? Otherwise im still gonna take my time

Most of it would get moldy before I could finish

i usually smoke an oz a week... if i had that much id smoke 1.5 a week lol

Thats fucking insane. I smoke everyday but just in small amounts. Just a half g and i end up having similar effects to a couple grams of shrooms.

ive smoked since I was 13, heavily/daily since highschool and im 37

Legit question. Is this true? How do you consume your greens? Love to hear more about it.

I only smoke joints and dabs, and joints laced with dabs lol... probably 5-8 joints a day a couple dabs and a couple of those joints with dabs in it shared with my girlfriend. I smoke more on fridays cause i play poker with friends and we go hard lol usually smoke 15 or so joints. my x gf and I used to smoke 1.5-2 ounces every week she made more money than me and we both worked from home lol

There’s a ton of what-ifs but do you think it impacts negatively on your wellbeing at all? I feel I smoke a heap too but it’s when I get up before work and when I get home in the evening. I have been thinking that you folks in the US and Canada are smoking very high percentage product these days, with buds being over 30% THC and the concentrates somewhere over 60% THC. Do you feel you get immune smoking that stuff regularly? A good average bud must seem like smoking leaf to you after how spoilt you are for choice over there. We in Australia are very badly jealous of the posts here showing $50 ounces and the buds rolled in keif etc. Fuck your guys have it sweet over there.

Im a heavy cigarette smoker too so smoking all day every day my whole life will surely catch up to me at some point. otherwise it doesnt really effect me. i usually pay 200 an oz im definitely mostly immune to weed but when you get used to a mediocre strain for a couple weeks and score some real fire you catch a good buzz.

For my husband and I, bong hits.

Bout 8 - 10 months

Too long, that i would need a air lock bag, because, it’s just going to take to long.

Mason jars work really well too.

True true🤔, probably would end up leaving 2 or 4 jars of Free marijuana, laying somewhere, because of how much that is.

Too long… so I would make tincture/oil/butter/sugar, etc. out of it for multiple uses and to share. I love Shari g what I make with my friends

The afternoon

About a month and a half

1 month

Same here. I also don't doubt there's others.

Many

3 months.

Two more weeks

i’d flip that shit in a day

1-2 months

I would probably kill it in a month. I need a t break

3 weeks.

Yeah, about three weeks to a month

Yea I belong in the 2-3 week group ad well...

Yes

About a wild worth right there

0.000000000000000438 picoseconds

1month...

A week

Give me 2 days

3-4 weeks.

Couple weeks

Couple weeks me and the boys would go through that

Couple weeks

It’s would be dry as baby powder before I could finish it

A good month done it before

I smoke maybe 2-3 times a month. This would last me years.

A week

It's easily a year or more for me, and that's if I'm sharing with my brothers. If I kept it all? It's probably almost two. I'd probably just use half to make edibles with and smoke the rest of the flower.

I toke 3 hits from a one hitter about every other day currently, usually its just on the weekend. This would prolly last me a few years..a

now days 10 years. 10 years ago though... not long.

At least a day

I once got a lot to last me for the summer or whatever and dude had been good but burnt me with some garbage flowers

3/4 months tops

Couple weeks

Nah if I had that much I’ll become a dealer for a week.

1 month, tops.

Month probably

A month maybe.

2 weeks

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I’m very similar lol glad not the only lightweight, I also use edibles & vape so

A month may be more if it's good

Solid month or 2. Depends on what I've got going on

I smoke about a lb ever 3-4 months

I have 5x that in my safe, lol. That much lasts me n my wife abt 2 months unless we're going to festivals n shit then 2 oz/day between us for funsies in supernatural cones and cannagars so 8 days?

When weed is abundant, so are large backwoods. A qp lasts me around 10-14 days when the bills are paid & I got nothing to do but smoke.

Two

Looks like good weed it will be a good few months to smoke it all

Several months 😤😵‍💫

A while

a lot

Bout a month n a half Never mind I wouldn't smoke it. Looks weird

like 4 months max

I’ll buy more way before i have to worry about running out.

2 maybe 3 months?

Id say 4 months

Couple months mayb

5 months

A year

Less time than it should 🤣

A day me and the bois getting lit.

Definitely a 6months to a year...

3-4 months

Depends. Am I smoking like I got alot of weed?

I've come to realize no matter how much bud I have I'll manage to get through it quicker than I'd like.😶‍🌫️

2-3 months maybe

I would just process it. Would probably make about 40 grams of high end oil 20 grams of fire rosin. So like 2 weeks.

I think about a year or so? But I think I'd make a lot of edibles because I loooove making edibles, it just uses a lot of weed. Plus, longer and more potent storage ftw

1year and 3.5 months give or take a week. That looks like 20 oz so this ididthemath.

Probably like 5 years lol - I joined this sub when it would have taken me like 6 months tho

2 months

Gonna cook half of that and smoke the rest. So about 6-7 months give or take.

A decade lol

About 7.

prob 2 years

Like a month or 2

Probably a year

If we get a montage going, i think i could pound that out in a month

Oh Lord maybe a year

Myself 3-4 months probably. If we include my girlfriend 3-4 weeks lol

A month unless Randy Bo Bandy gets his greasy fingers on it.

3 hrs……bubble.

Bout a month or 2, 3 if I don't roll joint's

Years😂

3-6 months

6-10 months probably

Thats about a pound so not long.

I'd say like half a year. Give or take a month or two. My roommates like to dip into my stash.

6 months

4-8 months

2 weeks

That's not really a lot.....

2 months tops

I smoke about 10g a month. This would be a years worth of heavy smoking for me.

probably a month

Honestly maybe like a month

I have a Pax 2. This is a year + of smoke for me, even 2-3 per week.