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CringeExperienceReq

"About a year ago, Elon Musk was sitting in traffic in Los Angeles and thought about how cool it would be if he built a tunnel under the city."


Matix777

"So he built a tunnel under a city and then he starts selling hats for his tunnel"


CringeExperienceReq

"50.000 hats later, he got bored of hats and switched the hats out for flamethrowers."


Mysterious_V9

He sold 20,000 of those, and then five days later he tied his car up to the most powerful rocket ever made and shot it into fucking space


metex6

"And then the rocket fuckin' landed itself."


kylediaz263

And my axe


coulduseafriend99

So you give me a margarita


OneSexyHoundoom

When I first heard of it I was laughing for like a week straight. And homie thinks he's a great inventor


MapleLamia

It was "invented" purely to stop public transit projects in California so people would be forced into buying more cars.


ShreckIsLoveShreck

Aaaah, innovative capitalism


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ShreckIsLoveShreck

Uhhh... same ?


couldjustbeanalt

He’s never done anything he just attaches his name to stuff and claims to have created it


Trashman56

Maybe that's why he keeps making kids, overcompensating.


Rigoloscar

He usually buys the title of "founder" alongside the company itself


screamingpeaches

ah, the ray kroc of transport


radiosped

I think he deserves full credit for the Vegas loop.


Excellent-Swan-6376

So he is not the biological father to 12 kids with different moms?


potatisblask

To be fair, this is so stupid and nefarious that he may actually have invented it.


ElceeCiv

12 years ago he was going to put a man on mars in 10 years now he just reposts stolen memes without credit and retweets white supremacists on the website he bought to try and get people to like him


Pyroboss101

instead of rails lined along the predetermined straight route that has no wear or tear, why not use rubber ones that degrade easily and need constant refurbishment? Easy. And instead of many compartments to hold lots of people, why not have a million points of failure all across the line? And instead of lots of emergency exists in our death tunnel, how about none?


NonsensicalPineapple

Obviously way cheaper & more efficient if it's just two-seats & baggage space on a rail. Also more futuristic, a flexible rail system. Give it a theme, it'll be an amusement ride.


Pyroboss101

but that would resemble p-p-public transport! In America? Are you some car hating, freedom hating, baby eating euro commie? Hyperpods and ai are the new trend!!!


DinglePringleWiggle

dude this is elon musk we're talking about, this mf got the money


Yellowdog727

And because they insist on using hundreds of individual cars instead of a train, they need to pay hundreds of drivers as well as a fleet of staff who will help people get into the cars and get their luggage in the trunk. They advertise the system as having an "average waiting time of 10 seconds" but when you actually watch a video of people riding it, it takes way longer than that due to people getting in and out. I haven't seen them release their actual costs of this, but I have a feeling that the operating cost is extremely high because of these issues. They run a very simple line with only a few stations yet they keep it closed most of the year and only run service to large events. This is extremely counterintuitive to a good transit service that should be running most of the time. Simply having a few large trains that are either automated or with a single driver and with level boarding so that disabled people or people with luggage can easily board would be so much better.


Artistic-Cup-5501

Say hi r/foundpyroboss


MasterNinja69

Every techbro invention is a thing that already exists but worse


KeeperOfWatersong

Reminds me of a video a guy made on how he "solved" transportation and the thing he suggested was...literally just way worse trains 


bird_eater_42

do you have the link to that video?


KeeperOfWatersong

Sadly no, it was like +2 years ago 


terrarialord201

was it Adam Something? He reacts to a lot of stuff like that.


Manic_Emperor

Monday they might accidentally invent public transportation


GekomsuFuzzy

The funny part is the reason they didn't put an emergency exit on tunnel because according to them nothing is flammable Meanwhile Tesla cars has a goofy habit on being set on fire because of their batteries lmaoo


ElceeCiv

https://preview.redd.it/s05fo6sim3ad1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=341dc085bf68c13d6f2e4e3f1b74842554632118


--PhoenixFire--

Elon Musk being an idiot is par for the course, but what I'm more curious about is why the city planners and engineers involved - who should definitely know better - signed off on it.


Bruhness81

Money


Danenel

if there’s any place in the world where something being new and futuristic is reason enough to build something, it’s vegas. and it didn’t use any public money, so the city council or the mayor or whatever said ‘lol sick bro do it’


kid-with-a-beard

Elongated Musketeer when I tell him that emergency exits are mandatory: https://preview.redd.it/qt4tngnav2ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc71b4624b69ac1a530de03cd3d1fcac2b095053


Juliusdasquid

When someone tells him about basic safety


unw00shed

this is why Iron man 2 is the worst marvel movie for featuring the number 1 train hater -100/10


Gabriel38

"Emergency exits are woke" - Elon probably


TheAwkwardSpy

No way bro it’s the https://preview.redd.it/nuqz92omv3ad1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=981bbe2977857a92017b6493f320d49d7026100e


shrekgaming1467

me when i https://i.redd.it/7s1x77k9s4ad1.gif


Pootis_1

What's the song?


monni-gonni

https://youtu.be/ho6yPiCebhI?si=We1iWu4vW6u4bpgg


aer0a

Also, iirc, it's two way but has one lane


Juliusdasquid

Bet said tunnel can’t accommodate his own trucks that he had designed


Heavy_weapons07

I mean he ruin the best part of subways    The part where you get brutally cannibalize by someone while getting injected with heroin


MiruCle8

Public transportation has evolved to the point where most new innovations are either worse versions of trains/streetcars/busses/subways or bikes. Elon really just made a train lane for your car.


supareshawn

When I read subway station and saw robot man I thought he made a robot that served sandwiches


livejamie

Ofc a subway would be better but this was cheaper and faster to build.


Boatwater

Haters will hate.


Trigger_Fox

Cant blame the guy if i or my parents gamed the system (by exploiting the weak in a place no-one gives a fuck about) so hard id be fucking around with my money too lol Plus his company is our best hope of actually exploring space


Lyarus

Most empathetic Musk dick rider:


Trigger_Fox

No way bro i hate the guy hes a dickhead but i'd rather have him around than the other tipical billionaires since he atleast sometimes does good things with his cash instead of just hoarding it all


G_O_O_G_A_S

There is no world where you can be a billionaire but also not hoard your money


rigley06

nah, he definitely has a pool of gold a la scrooge mcduck


Lyarus

Good things with his cash? Like aggressively pushing for a nonsensical tunneling program that'd halt further funding into public transit so people have to buy more cars? Like wasting $44b on Twitter and then turning it into an alt-right haven? Like designing an electric truck that is an active danger to all participants on the road? Like waving his authority and money around female employees to have his babies and ruin their lives if they say no?


Juliusdasquid

“If those kids can read they’d be very upset”