Ex Emperor Strubadisch sends his Queen to E5 "Welp and thats how i lost the war. The Battle of Waterblue was really horrid.." he ponders for a moment, thinking about his campaign days. His Exzile on St Schmelena wasnt so bad, the food was good, and the women reminded him of his home. But there was still this itch to take a few battalions and see more of the world.

Yes.

Denmark mentioned 🤢

Hey, fuck you too, fuck Denmark too but I’m danish so I gotta at least say it back

Du erkänner då själv att Danmark är skit

FUCKING KNEW IT, SWEDE! Or Norse… or Faroese… or finn- man we have a lot of rivalries Also I diss them since I’m technically Faroese

Danes and Swedes are natural enemies: like Danes and Norse! And Danes and Finns! And Danes and Danes! Damn Danes, they ruined Denmark!

Based flair

I hate it, but I must appreciate it’s language.

I mean if you like sounding like you're constantly convulsing then you do you

It must be done. DET SKAL GØRES.

Says the one who pronounces 'sk' like you've got something stuck in your throat.

Yeah, well Danish does that with everything

Danish? Of all languages? We don't do the sch sound, however we do have 'rådne røgede ørreder' 'rotten smoked trouts'. Put that into google translate and have it red out

The Dark Souls school of giving everything really obvious names but in Welsh.

Why pick an amateurish conlang like Danish when there are plenty of real world alternatives to choose from?

Smart!

The struggle of repeating tasks is real.

What like the battle of vandklosett?

Yes.

Raider-Government War Second Raider-Government War

That feeling when you revisit an old inside joke and it’s still just as funny as the first time.

Me but with Polish or Indonesian so no one will be able to tell

I feel like Polish would just make it unreadable like “the Battle of Zyłewasczwłyowski” or something

The Last Battle in Wheel of Time.

Skriv dit næste søslag som slaget ved Svold

Literally me using ww2 as a template for a world in conflict