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CapnLimbless

My head canon for this is his friends missed him so bad they created a cure, but it was only transmissible through bites. So they hunted bro down and brought him back.


Sigruldar

A1: Another species has fallen into humanity's grasp. If we don't do something, they too will be lost! A2: And do what exactly? How are we to do anything without risking ourselves ending up within their merciless embrace? H: First, it's a bit late to discuss our latest conquest. Second, you are currently being conquered, third, it's not so bad being conquered by humanity. A1: WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? A2: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH NOT SO BAD? YOU ARE COMMITTING MULTIPLE GENOCIDES! H: First, did you know your walls are hollow? Second, we aren't commiting genocide. We are expanding our genepool.