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Captain: Sixtythree. Sixtythree charges of abuse, seventeen of which have been filed as sexual assault. In three days. Because of headpets and cuddles.
Alien: By the ancestors...
Captain: Remind me why the memo on respect towards humans is supposedly 'not necessary' and a 'waste of time'?
Alien: I...I didn't...
Captain: And those are just the cases where the humans couldn't fight back or opted against revenge. Want to see the ship's medical bill?
Actual dream I had, I do have a small numb patch of skin on my shoulder blade: in dream went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything was fine. Asked about the little numb patch I've had on my back since I was born. Just a small palm sized patch of less sensitive skin. He said, "yeah, that's your off switch, everyone has that" what do you mean? "Here, I'll show you"he reached around my back, tapped it and I suddenly woke the fuck up.
That's a dream that stays with you.
Human Dang it that got me again now I'm going to have to go over 5 minutes of headpets wait I can move
Grab baseball bat
Aliens oh no he can move everybody run run run
Human not so fast I'm going to get the revenge that's been months coming say goodbye
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Captain: Sixtythree. Sixtythree charges of abuse, seventeen of which have been filed as sexual assault. In three days. Because of headpets and cuddles. Alien: By the ancestors... Captain: Remind me why the memo on respect towards humans is supposedly 'not necessary' and a 'waste of time'? Alien: I...I didn't... Captain: And those are just the cases where the humans couldn't fight back or opted against revenge. Want to see the ship's medical bill?
Vulcan nerve pinch?
its very annoying to be completely limp while they pet your hair
Actual dream I had, I do have a small numb patch of skin on my shoulder blade: in dream went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything was fine. Asked about the little numb patch I've had on my back since I was born. Just a small palm sized patch of less sensitive skin. He said, "yeah, that's your off switch, everyone has that" what do you mean? "Here, I'll show you"he reached around my back, tapped it and I suddenly woke the fuck up. That's a dream that stays with you.
accidently posted this 3 times
Can you delete the other two posts, please? If you have not already done so, that is.
done
Thank you very much!
Human Dang it that got me again now I'm going to have to go over 5 minutes of headpets wait I can move Grab baseball bat Aliens oh no he can move everybody run run run Human not so fast I'm going to get the revenge that's been months coming say goodbye