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Sigruldar

H: You live and you learn. Every experience can be a lesson. A: You came in with five broken ribs, a punctured lung, an arm missing, both legs broken to the point where we weren't sure if we shouldn't just replace them, a fractured skull, massive internal bleeding, and severe trauma to most of your internal organs. Not even our human doctors are sure how you managed to survive. You should be dead. H: A valuable lesson indeed.


Nolifred

H2: How ? H: Because. HD: That doesn’t make any sen- H: #YOU DARE QUESTION ME, MORTAL ? H2,HD and A: *Backing away slowly*


Zamtrios7256

It's not even that bad, it's like, mild banter. Aliens are that guy that goes fucking nuclear when you make fun of his hobby in the slightest