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A:1 HUMAN FRIEND
H1: For the last time xoctol my name is ZEKE
A:1 yes sorry friend Zeke but I have a question
H1: go ahead what is it
A1: d-do your race always have a desire to fornicate even when it's not in season or your species numbers are down? Let alone show it to other as trophies?
H1: disturb * what on Gaia are you talking about man
A1: points to galactic scanner in hand
H1: ....Xoctol this is porn how did you even get this!?
A1: species wants us to learn more about your species but we never knew you where this ACTIVE ALL THE TIME EVEN YOUR ELDERS DONT CALL IT QUITS!
H1: shudders* first off Xoctol that's disgusting and second where in public people are starring so cut that scanner off before we get arrested for indecency but to answer your question yes human are very "intimate and sometimes we do "that" cause we feel like i-
A1 : YOU COPULATE TO QUENCH BOREDOM!?! BY THE ALL MOTHER I NEV-
H1: STAPH!
I just wanted to find the best way to prolong the half life of my planet's antimatter reactor, but now my terminal installed malicious software and its turned all of the iconography to naked monkeys spreading their oraphi and inserting ovipositos. My spawn use this terminal, I require immediate assistance.
BofH Human also in Tech Support: Nonono, this is an easy fix. They linked to the Internet, they should have linked to the Stuxnet. That'll spin that ol' antimatter reactor right up!
Human: "You think the regular Earth internet is bad? There's this thing called the Dark Web that-"
Alien: "For the love of Xanathor don't finish that sentence! If the criminals in our galaxy learn of such a thing, it would make our problems far worse!
Human: "If you think Earth's criminals haven't already made contact with, and started moving into, the intergalactic crime scene, you're more naive than I thought you were my friend. It's way too late to prevent that."
Alien: "....." \*orders the strongest drink available for its species.\*
H2: Here's an emulator and a huge datapack of game roms.
A: Isn't that illegal?!
H2: Emulation itself isn't illegal, but the distribution of unlicensed roms are- and do you know how hard it is to get done for media piracy?
Real talk, we live in a age were most human knowldge is at or finger tips, and all of it if you know were to.look... why on earth dont people use that tool to better themselfs more, plently of sites for fre pdfs, and some people even publish free pdfs to avoid the praicy issue.
By all accounts if you want collage debt forgiven make it irellevent.
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A:1 HUMAN FRIEND H1: For the last time xoctol my name is ZEKE A:1 yes sorry friend Zeke but I have a question H1: go ahead what is it A1: d-do your race always have a desire to fornicate even when it's not in season or your species numbers are down? Let alone show it to other as trophies? H1: disturb * what on Gaia are you talking about man A1: points to galactic scanner in hand H1: ....Xoctol this is porn how did you even get this!? A1: species wants us to learn more about your species but we never knew you where this ACTIVE ALL THE TIME EVEN YOUR ELDERS DONT CALL IT QUITS! H1: shudders* first off Xoctol that's disgusting and second where in public people are starring so cut that scanner off before we get arrested for indecency but to answer your question yes human are very "intimate and sometimes we do "that" cause we feel like i- A1 : YOU COPULATE TO QUENCH BOREDOM!?! BY THE ALL MOTHER I NEV- H1: STAPH!
\*we're
Welcome to the internet, have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of, can be found.
We have mountains of content; some better, some worse.
If non of its of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the Internet. Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's ***f̵̢͈̓̾́͗̆͋̉̈́̾́́̐͂͋̄̈͌̑͐͝ê̷̘͉̥͎̩͐̃́̾̏́̓́̃̈́̚̕͘͘͝ę̷̛̛̱̰̠͈͚̳͈̲̰͒̏̂̔̉͑̍͜t̶̨̨̡̨̢͇̹̤̗̹͎͙͉̪̤̳̗̓͛ͅ***
There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
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r/woosh
I just wanted to find the best way to prolong the half life of my planet's antimatter reactor, but now my terminal installed malicious software and its turned all of the iconography to naked monkeys spreading their oraphi and inserting ovipositos. My spawn use this terminal, I require immediate assistance.
Bored Human in Tech Support: “Have you tried disconnecting it from the main power bus and reconnecting it?”
BofH Human also in Tech Support: Nonono, this is an easy fix. They linked to the Internet, they should have linked to the Stuxnet. That'll spin that ol' antimatter reactor right up!
The human datanet becomes that thing that's quarantined, but everybody accesses. Just nobody admits it.
We became the dark web of the galaxy xD
It makes me happy that the overly sanitised version of the internet we have today will one day fall apart to be a unmoderated hellscape.
Human: "You think the regular Earth internet is bad? There's this thing called the Dark Web that-" Alien: "For the love of Xanathor don't finish that sentence! If the criminals in our galaxy learn of such a thing, it would make our problems far worse! Human: "If you think Earth's criminals haven't already made contact with, and started moving into, the intergalactic crime scene, you're more naive than I thought you were my friend. It's way too late to prevent that." Alien: "....." \*orders the strongest drink available for its species.\*
H2: Here's an emulator and a huge datapack of game roms. A: Isn't that illegal?! H2: Emulation itself isn't illegal, but the distribution of unlicensed roms are- and do you know how hard it is to get done for media piracy?
If the original game is not legally sold anymore, piracy is morally correct
Hell, most piracy is morally ok if it’s from a megacorp imo
Oh boy, so many new categories of depravity to peruse!
Real talk, we live in a age were most human knowldge is at or finger tips, and all of it if you know were to.look... why on earth dont people use that tool to better themselfs more, plently of sites for fre pdfs, and some people even publish free pdfs to avoid the praicy issue. By all accounts if you want collage debt forgiven make it irellevent.
You know not the depths of humanities laziness/complacency
dont know seems like a majority of people in the usa were ambitious at one point and then got trapped in debt.
Ooo I love that song!
♪The Internet is really really greeeat♪
I got a fast connection, so I don't have to waiiiiit....
There's always some new site.
FOR PORN!
Imagine explaining porn pop-ups us well. Alien: I swear I wasn’t even trying to access this!! Human: *sighs* I know it’s just like this
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You double posted friend.
[https://youtu.be/qE0UimODxNg?t=116](https://youtu.be/qE0UimODxNg?t=116)