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Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

Seems pretty tone deaf to me

I wish every politician in the world had a lie detector permanently implanted into their brain, with a red light indicating every lie they make, and a green light indicating that what they say is true.

The rules of no pets still stands in the galactic military, but no rule against giving them ranks exist....so do not be surprised if the Tactical Attack Dragon outranks you

"Death breathers"

The nervous system. That is us. The rest of the body is an organic spacesuit worn by this creature to live on this particular rock revolving around a star.

The nervous system. That is us. The rest of the body is an organic spacesuit worn by this creature to live on this particular rock revolving around a star.

Humans have a huge emphasis on their mothers - Gornud Pirates in an ICU unit after attacking a "Mother's Day Cruise" filled with armed soldiers and their mothers.

Don't argue with your spouse outside of your vehicle... while inside of a tiger enclosure.

Humans will indulge and love their pets until the very end

Besides phrases like "Blood for the Blood God", "Deus Vult", or "Exterminatus". Which words or sayings fill the galactic community with the deepest, coldest dread when uttered by humans?

The magical races of the galaxy drove humanity out of earth in the Great War, and when a millennia passed since the fire of war had been extinguished, humanity returned and brought with them their apocalypse.

Humans like to do a bit of trolling during war

Humans do some wild stuff for the people and beings they’ve pack bonded with.

One thing is for sure, he loved his cat

Noooo! you can't beat us by throwing rock really fast!

Human children will love for the simplest reasons

Just cause you beat the army don't mean the Civvies will bend the knee.

"Do we Look like we ain't ready for war?"

A pirate ship boards, the human crewmate uses the coms to blast music trough the ship as a terror tactic

Humans absolutely love their nukes, even if they are horribly obsolete when it comes to galactic warfare.

A human escapes from an alien prison by using the greatest method of communication humanity has, interpretive dance.

News erupts across the various empires of the galaxy when the crazy, isolationistic humans joined the Stellar Federation. When reporters finally a human about this, they said, “Because they asked us nicely and gave us time and space to think about it, unlike the other assholes.”

Aliens wanting to conquer earth have captured a human and channel through him humanity’s god, only to learn that said god is Death.

Humans are so funny!

The worst part about fighting the mechanical abominations that humans create is being helpless to stop the machines from eating your dead and dying comrades for fuel.

Humans are build very weirdly compared to most aliens

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